Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a mid-spec PC, must be in want of an RPG.

Wine.

As an avid FaceOff viewer I am impressed with Heidi's old age makeup.

Wow. So hilt.

I MUCH prefer this to boring "cool" Hollywood celebrity outfits.

"Don't dress like you do everyday, wear something special." So... is that something that I should be doing every day? Because... Ah, never mind, I'll just see myself out.

The President is designing Marine hats? I feel like he needs to delegate.

I am on the anti "If you don't fight, you don't care" side of things. I think if you don't discuss and talk about issues and bottle everything up, then sure. You may not care. But when he says it, I know what he's trying to describe (lock up the golf clubs). I have a lot of friends and even former partners who…

Geez man, when you start to hear all these stories of what a weird old creep Alan Thicke was back in the 80s, it's just like NO WONDER Kirk Cameron went all super Jesus on everybody. Shit, no wonder.

OH CHRIST ON A BIKE

I COPIED THAT SENTENCE TO USE IT IN MY COMMENT.
THEN FORGOT IT WAS STILL ON MY CLIPBOARD.
AND JUST RENAMED OVER 25 IMAGE FILES BY PASTING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT FILE NAME I HAD COPIED BEFORE.

NOW I HAVE 25 IMAGES SPREAD THROUGHOUT MY COMPUTER ALL NAMED "DAVID HASSELHOFF MANIACALLY GRASPING…

All I hear is Louise

Don't really have anything witty to say. This just felt appropriate.

Yet again, NBC is...

Double, double toil and trouble,
Fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Tongue of rat and severed penis,
Eye of newt and aborted fetus!

I'm training a guy in my lab now, and though he's a great doctor, he's a blunt instrument in lab. No sense of the delicacy of our experiments. He also screws up protocols fairly regularly, and gets angry at me when I troubleshoot and point out what he missed. He also complains regularly about how complicated…

My dreams can't be so easily crushed!

That's funny. It's almost as if the "people on this site" are rarely the target demographic for anything. It's almost as if the "people on this site" are marginalized in that respect; their voices dismissed when they're offended. It's almost as if the "people on this site" don't want horrendous racist, sexist,…

Sailor mercury thinks this is horseshit.