@John_Hazard: Oh good, I'm not the only one who dislikes that guy.

Next Army of Darkness? Please. Army of Darkness was ridiculous but not raunchy, which is, frankly, why I like it so much. This looks like any other dudebro movie ever except this time it's in Dungeons and Dragons.

I'm very interested in seeing Harrison Ford playing a grouch old asshole. Shame there's only one lady in the whole trailer, though, and she's already getting abducted. Probably won't pass the Bechdel Test, but it does look pretty entertaining, like just about ever other big actiony blockbuster.

@Cassandra.Sandra.Dee: Ha, that's' crazy. But also very reassuring!

@vim876: Well sure, as well as a few less positive reasons we can keep stashed in the back of a cabinet somewhere.

I have to say, the Wes Anderson one was actually my favorite. But they were all pretty good, and I didn't even watch the real movie!

@quitelikely: HA.

For maximum damage when elbowing Death Eaters in the face.

@donveynor (is Annie McNoFace): It should have been sweet but my days watching ANTM did not prepare me to actually pull off deadface very well. It was mostly awkward and unflattering and now it's really REALLY ruined. Booo.

@donveynor (is Annie McNoFace): A (supposed to be) goofy photo that I took at an anime convention. I was dressed up as a character who's essentially a robot. They had little scene areas set up to take photos in, one of which was an alley with like a chain link fence, a trash can and some garbage bag. I went over…

@effgeevee: Yeah, this guy is exactly that. I'm sure I've seen him say that exact thing in other arguments before, even.

@jianna: Ah, here we go! It came back.

Oh god, I got in a HUUUUGE argument with a guy on the internet this weekend like this. He pointed out that a goofy photo of me from an anime convention looked like was "about to get raped." I took offense, told him that was horrid, he told me I was "naive" to think it wouldn't look like that. He kept saying "I'm…

@wednesdayam:

I didn't date at all in High School (ok, still haven't, 24 year old spinster representin')

@curlicue: Mine grows in like a sad neck beard. So not badass.

The armpit hair on the first version of the girl is so laughably fake. It's like her armpit is trying to be Scott Ian from Anthrax.

Damn it, Bridget has my dream closet and wardrobe. All huge and full of costumes.

I have to wonder how often they slice each other with their skates. I'm always cringing watching it, waiting for some kind of horrible bloodbath. I feel like I saw a movie as a kid where that happened, maybe? If I did, I can't remember what movie it was at all. But I definitely have a fear of ice skates vs. flesh.

@Still_Into_Cartoons: And the preview will surely include a healthy dose of ultraloud "BRRRAAAAAHHMMMMMMMM"