Joe Scarborough plays this up a lot. He’s a dumb country lawyer from SEC schools. What the hell are they teaching at the ivy leagues that produces DeSantis, Tom Cotton, and Kennedy from LA? Then again, I’m a dumb country lawyer from a small third tier law school, and there was still always that one guy. No reason…

I was truly surprised that DeSantis graduated magna cum laude from Yale, then did Harvard Law while also getting a certification at the Naval Justice School. He’s always played the role of being a bit of a yokel, but that makes me even more suspicious. Donnie is truly idiotic. If DeSantis is actually smarter than he…

There is something off in both those pictures and I realized it was those dead looking eyes. It’s very unsettling when you see it.

towing the Trump party line

wrestle the party’s image from
sucessor
towing the Trump party line

DeSantis is both pure evil and dumb as a bag of rocks, and therefore the magas love him. He’s even dumber than Donnie BoneSpur because he lacks BoneSpur’s survival instinct. BoneSpur is third-generation mobster (if you count his grandfather running a whorehouse in Canada). This battle should be very interesting even…

He was nostalgic for a past that didn’t belong to him. I found that kind of creepy.

Himbos are the Great Danes of the hunk world--huge and serene in their absolute alpha-ness in terms of strength and domination. They don’t have to worry or fuss, they don’t even have to bark. They simply are, and the smaller dogs must accept it.

Gretna Green prepares for its greatest moment.

They need to add a part where the contestants have to rush out and get married because the chaperone looked the wrong way for five seconds.

It’s kind of funny how the males of the GQP like to promote themselves as these strong, alpha types who must control women. Yet the way they all cave to the biggest manbaby of all only shows their weakness and lack of balls.

The straps on his feet seem like a decent enough analogy for the corporations that are too big to fail. 

He knows that FB/Insta will be allowed in the “Christian America” that appears after the GQP completes their takeover.

Jesus it’s like Beeker the muppet had an illicit affair with a pair of sentient ears.

I really wanna know who was in the focus-group testing for this. I’d like to think the reaction was a mix of “idano who that is, but boats and flags are ok” and “Holy shit, please let that asshole embarrass himself on national media.”

As an early retiree* living in Boca Raton I endorse this article.

Fuck Derek Chauvin, dude will die in jail one way or another.  The lack of remorse is telling on many levels.  

Fuck his condolences. That is the dead-eyed expression of a sociopath. I’m sure he’s scared shitless about his new reality, 23 hours a day in isolation for the foreseeable future. 

mostly neutrals in vaguely baggy shapes, meant to convey Eileen Fisher on a Thrift Town budget