I’m opposed to capital punishment, but simultaneously hope gaetz get the chair.

“... getting K-9s in the hands of vets that need ‘em...”

Pete’s redemption was fantastic. He lost his hair, his family, New York, and ended up the happiest character on the show because he realized he didn’t have to keep doing this to himself.

So you took a lichen to them?

My single favorite line on that show was when the little group had broken off to start a new company and they were all working in a hotel room (I think) and Roger asked Peggy to get him coffee and Peggy said “No.” Just that. “No.”

And in many cases they still are functional options. Spanx and whatnot are sad, sausage casing attempts to modernize foundation garments.

I already did the nose-snort thing when I saw he called the dogs “K-9s” like they are COOL ATTACK MILITARY DOGS like the one that killed that one ISIS guy who DIED LIKE A DOG (sic) instead of calm and watchful e.g. Labrador service dogs that open the fridge for you, stop you walking into traffic, and smell when you…

I will pay that money, but post the fanfic without reading it because eww.

If you got change for a 20, I can still hurry and make it to the bus station

So my freshman year in college I took a biology course with a professor that specialized in lichen research. I did not know this until the day we got to the lichen portion of the course, he marched in, wrote LICHENS in giant letters on the board (for the young folks, that was a chalk board in a lecture hall) and…

Lichens, especially, can be INCREDIBLY long lived. Like, centuries sometimes. So a literal growth on a rock has more stick-to-it than Dump.

Lichens and mosses also are able to produce oxygen, so they have some use.

Yeah, I’d just call the dogs. Any dogs that refused to come, I’d be all “Well, you’re on your own, then.”.

and also poor writership — its hard to put words together gooder when your brain is the bigliest 

I served with a mossy rock. That mossy rock was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no mossy rock!*

Please don’t insult mossy rocks. Some of them are quite attractive and talented in their own way.

“... After just under a month online, the Washington Post is reporting that Trump’s blog is no more due to poor readership...”

Finally a case where I can be on both sides.