Maybe just... don’t? It’s doubtful that you’ll convince your friend that all cops are bad, and it seems like she knows how you feel already. You say he’s a good guy but there are no good cops... so you’re looking for ways to tell your friend that her husband is, innately in your eyes, a bad person. I’d let it go…

So the people protesting racial injustice are now jobless losers and not out-of-touch elites? I can’t keep up.

Being a student at a small, midwestern university, I never thought something like this would happen to me. But then, today, some stranger on the Internet called me a young punk and I felt something I’ve never felt before...

Yeah as someone who is a little older and more established in my field, I’m more than happy to let recent grads who want to prove themselves by doing all the work, do all the work. That was my first thought. If LW’s colleagues are such highly educated multilingual polymaths, I doubt they even feel the need to compete…

I was thoroughly pummeled by every job I was able to eke out after graduating from college. I was underpaid, belittled, harassed, scammed and overworked by a series of bosses in a variety of fields and ended up feeling totally incompetent and worthless. Right before I turned 30 I managed to swing myself a job at a…

Jesus christ we’re at previously unseen levels of humble brag. “Oh my god my life is great and I am great at it and I have my dream job and live in Paris but don’t know if I deseeerrrrvveee iiiittttt!”

Haha, that’s exactly the tone. I couldn’t figure it out... not quite a humblebrag but clearly something... 

Fake letter.  Parisian landladies do not bake bread.  They purchase it as does everyone else in Paris.

This is a Penthouse Forum letter without the sex.

Based on the reception he and Melania got when they defiled RBG’s viewing, he should be more concerned about people not liking him.

If I found out Dump approved of me in any way I would tailspin into an existential crisis of massive proportions. A collapsing star of angst.

Being disliked by Donald Trump would have to be any decent person’s goal, right? If I were Harry I would be wondering what I had done wrong to get Trump to wish me well (honestly probably not his fault. He’s a famous white man, and I think that’s generally enough for Trump).

Whenever I try making love to my life, it turns over and starts snoring.

So, is this Goop for Lit majors?

“My friends are not Tupperwares for me to dump my body image issues into, nor am I theirs.” Hilariously apt.

“...a lady who has taken care of herself and had some fun.”

Hey I am all for having them send Tom up.....that’s a bit of news I can get behind in these trying times and -

Heresay: I have some friends who were volunteers on an Extreme Makeover project. They said Mr. Pennington was more interested in spending time in his luxury RV with makeover groupies (???!!!) than actually doing anything.

If I were you, I would go to Costco and buy the king sized candy bars for any kids who came by your house because fuck your racist HOA. They will get big ol honkin’ candy bars from you if they hoof it out there!

These people are simply looking for a quick and easy settlement payment that will turn into a speaking engagement for OAN.  That’s it.