My brother’s dealing with a back injury at the moment and has to wait for his GF to come home to help him use the bathroom... it was incredibly tempting to suggest he find a gatorade bottle.

This is my shocked face. It was the obvious choice. It’s not the choice that progressives might have wanted but Biden is obviously trying to blunt the Trump Law&Order narrative. Besides, when President Biden has a stroke, or is otherwise incapacitated, I think she would be a fine President. 

I misread this as “poop towel” and was horrified for a moment.

I find this whole story weird. Harry’s ex-girlfriend grew up in Zimbabwe and they spent a lot of time in Southern Africa together. Chelsea probably peed outside on trips together. He was also in the military and women in the army probably have to pee outside on a regular basis. 

Prince Harry served in the Army, pretty sure he's a good packer.

This some new version of the The Princess and the Pee.

I can sort of vouch for this. My ex husband was hella impressed that I knew how to pee outside when we went hiking. I thought wtf kind of women have you been dating?? I mean, we live in Wyoming for pete’s sake.

If he’s a real estate developer after purchasing a single foreclosed property, then I must be a dealership because I sold my old car a couple of weeks ago.

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For fuck’s sake. I’m glad my youngest kid (11th grade this year) attends a school system that announced weeks ago that everything would be online, but the superintendent also said “for the first quarter” and that after that they were planning in-school part time. The high school he goes to has FIVE THOUSAND STUDENTS…

Guys. I finally got a new job. I’m a federal employee stuck at the same level seven years and have been doing the same thing for a decade. This is a promotion in a new, bigger, bluer city. It’s a much better location than the promotion I applied for last year in my current location, so I am pretty stunned they picked…

My story is from the Other Side of public sex (as in, I wasn’t the one having it).

The man and I have been frisky out and about more than once balconies, gondola, car but only one was a disaster. We go camping one fall weekend and the place is deserted, as in there are only two tents in a section meant for 50. So after a few drinks and around midnight we decide to get frisky on the picnic table. Slip…

I got nothing, but I did just blaze up in the parking lot of the Comfort Inn. 

THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As a post-menopausal woman never have I ever understood why anybody would announce this anymore than one would broadcast that they just had a attach of diarrhea. Seriously, what am I supposed to do with this bit of useless information, except think that the one making the statement can’t…

Let me start be saying that I am a menopausal physician. This is going to be harsh.

Yeah, exactly. Really they’re pro-life but only if that life is confined to the womb, once you’re out you’re on your own, good luck and try not to get shot.

Might depend on who you’re talking to and where you hang out, I imagine. I do hear “Democrats just want to raise my taxes” and grumbling about “free stuff” (you know, the same taxpayer-supported “free stuff” white conservatives eagerly take advantage of whenever they’re eligible), but usually from slightly older…

Yes, the one-issue voter. We had (and likely still do have) those in Canada, too, and for the same reason (abortion). I think I was one in my youth. The problem is it’s (inherently) narrow-minded. Here’s one thing you believe in, and a whole pile of related and unrelated things you don’t believe in... choose the one…

The counterpoint that helps me with abortion is to mention that in Colorado, teens were given IUDs and it drastically decreased unwanted pregnancies, thereby also dramatically dropping the “wrong” kind of abortions. Republicans who care are very drawn to the notion of compassionate conservativism, that doing the right…