Thanks for an important remembrance, Harron!

Didn’t his niece’s book say something about someone taking his SATs for him? Wouldn’t be surprised if the same went for all his academic work, too.

What is everything directly in front of Donny during the interview?

It’s almost like this guy has never taken a test or something? Like he’s never taken the SATs or a college exam in his life, the way he’s going on and on about this “test.”  

You have to have a brain to injure it traumatically. 

The woods are a great place to be in any season. Just make sure to do a thorough tick check when you come back out (or during your time there, if you’re spending a long time).

Nimrod here may have just fucked up: Congress is immune from prosecution of slander on the Congressional floor, not the steps outside the U.S. Capitol.

I used to work at a stable. You have to be pretty careful about which horses you put in a paddock together. The horses that pretty much get along fine with everyone? Geldings, AKA castrated males. There’s a lesson for politics in there somewhere.

What idiot (older than a 15-year-old, of course) wakes up in the morning, and intentionally thinks “I’m going to dress as much like a villain as possible”?

But back in the good old days of music, a “hit” wasn’t as important as a really, really good album. You’d buy a good album and play it non-stop, but the hits, even off of that album, were really just the most commercial, easy-to-like earworms.

The hilarious thing is he thinks he’s really getting a rise out of the liberals when we actually think he’s just incredibly stupid.

No, it’s okay, you’re denied entry to most of the “countries”

I imagine the required 14-day quarantine when moving between countries at Epcot Center has got to be a real drag.

For me it is Gabriel Byrne. It’s not that he isn’t hot as hell (he is) it’s that I started when I was in middle school and he must have already been 50.

Anyone else sick of having their partner/spouse always around? That sounds mean and it’s not him. I just no longer get the restorative alone time I used to have pre-COVID when he had a life outside the house. I’m far too introverted to have someone in my house 24/7 without experiencing some resentfulness.

This week I confirmed and moved forward with my decision not to contest my divorce, in essence walk away from 20 years of partnership with my dog, some clothes, and the bodum. I don’t own a fork, a pillow, a plate (I rent a fully furnished home). Annnd, I feel so fucking light, and at peace. The past five, fuck maybe…

I made a salad which is an adaptation of friend’s recipe; couscous chickpea salad (but I leave out the couscous, because it just makes too damn much salad, and it soaks up all the dressing), so, chickpeas, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, parsley, whatever vegetables you have around, and the dressing is olive oil, lemon…

I suppose I ask this question with regularity, but I will ask again: Are the straights ok?

“There’s a cost to everything”

Two cans of beans for breakfast? That’s going to be a lot of methane, and too much fiber, 21 grams of fiber for one can of black beans. 42 grams of fiber, at once? That’s trouble.