I had pretty much the exact same take, I actually ended up liking the movie quite a bit even while also thinking it was kinda dumb 

I liked the movie, which is weird because it has so much stuff I don’t like. It’s a character study, which I usually hate. It’s mostly slow, which I usually don’t have time for. The action it has is mostly incidental to the plot and pretty unnecessary. And it’s dumb as rocks as far as space is coconcerned.

Tennis kayfabe? You cannot be serious!

Maybe it's just me, but for me, I disagree, and I enjoy his work immensely!

“These kind of fake documentaries, or documentaries that mock the idea of documentaries themselves—I don’t know if there’s a better term for this—”

Oh dear. Bush to Live is a massive step sideways.

I will easily vote for either.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I felt like a David Attenborough narration would have helped the reader on this one.

I am absolutely stunned that someone who brings a casket to a tailgate might also have some questionable racial beliefs.

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

So wooder they all mad about exactly?

Good god, that’s exactly where this is headed isn’t it? We’re going to be discussing whether he completed the process of the clap and completed a non-clap football move.

Other things you can do in college but not the pros:

Whatever standard they decide on, I just hope it’s reviewable.

Clap ain’t supposed to be smooth, everyone knows that.  Burns like hell.  

I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap. 

Nashville is the spiritual home of every suburban girl who claims to be “country at heart” because she owns cowboy boots and her parents are racist.

“I’m squeezing and waiting for help.”