It will never not blow my mind that after winning a Premier League title that should have elevated him to lifetime god status with Leicester City, Claudio Ranieri was sacked 9 months later.

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

He has definitely told people that all lives matter.

All of your complaints and observations about the line at a Pharmacy are legit and seconded. However, you neglect to mention the circle of hell that is the “you’ve stood in line for an hour, paid for the prescription, and now it’s time for the pharmacist to speak with you” dance. They hang your bag on a hook on the…

I look forward to seeing him picked by the Giants in the first round of the 2020 draft.

They’ve got an entire office building filled with qualified people working on how best to absolutely fuck this up. They’ve spared no expense.

Maybe they’ll make Jill Ellis coach and start him at right back.

The USSF will relegate him to coming off the bench as punishment for not playing in the MLS.

“I mean he’s good and all, but have you seen this guy playing for Columbus? He’s just tearing it up and has earned the start over him.”

It’ll be very interesting to see how the USMNT manages to completely squander his entire prime...

+1 for taking your L like a champ

On the positive side, the fact that they took it down is the only reason I just read it.

No matter how much of that stuff he takes I don’t think he’ll ever get pregnant

Idiots. Don't bring knives to a Gunners fight. 

Kolašinac is a bad mother fucker for fighting dudes with knives. And Özil is in no way a coward for running away and I will hear no slander from keyboard warriors. 

The irony of Harry Kane leaving everyone’s jaw on the floor.

i’d like to think i’d handle my success more gracefully than this were i to go play basketball for the local middle school.

I gotta say, it sure seems like all of Deadspin’s soccer writers dislike VAR (as a thing AND its application) even though, virtually 100 pct of the time, it proves its worth and gets things RIGHT.

Welp, I guess he’s off to Barstool Sports then.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.