I see what you did there.

I silently wave around one of those ovulation tests. Subtle, yet gets the point across.

Well, shoot. There goes my booth idea for next week's county fair.

The one that kills me is the one for boiling pasta, and the woman burns her hands and then practically throws the pot into the sink. If pasta is that difficult for you, then you need to take a test to see if you can cut on a straight line.

PETA would have found him.

Dying. Laughing. So funny! But that's what it is!!

Obviously it's much easier to take a paper towel and paper clip it to your bra.

Don't hate on Snuggies! I do I have a Snuggie, although my dog mostly uses it for his nappie-nap. It's actually very comfortable, plus I have fun being a pink Druid. Win-win!

These remind me of that infomercial for the handkerchief you can clip onto your bra. In the commercial, the woman is wearing an incredibly low-cut shirt and her boss is looking down her top. I mean, it's a handkerchief. FOR YOUR BOOB OR TOE CLEAVAGE. People are making money off of this.

Am I the only one who kind of wants to work there? Well, maybe not at this store, specifically, but at a place that accepts that kind of behavior from their employees. There are so many times I just want to rip someone to shreds, but I have to maintain my professionalism. It seems like that's not a problem here.

Me neither! I try, but I'm really bad at it. However, my dog thinks I'm charming and my daddy says I'm cute as a button.

But ... but ... Henry Cavill is supposed to be the next James Bond! I love you, Idris, but Henners is #1 in my Top 5. Don't do this to me.

All of these couponers are hoarders. Just because it's organized doesn't make it any less of a real issue. It's the desire to accumulate stuff (for lack of a better word) and then being unable to part with said stuff.

"Have you people seriously learned NOTHING from my teachings?" ~ Julia Roberts

Genius idea (actually, just a regular idea): Get one of those license plates that encouraging spaying and neutering your pets, and then just tape a baby over the dog or cat.

I had my ears pierced before I went into ninth grade (as a Southern, white, Catholic girl). Most of my friends had theirs done in infancy. My mom said she wanted it to be my choice, which I both appreciate and think is dumb.

Question: I know on shows like "Hoarders," the film crew is legally required to report extreme situations to child or adult protective services. Wouldn't this have been apparent to the MTV film crew? And wouldn't/shouldn't Amber's abuse have been reported? I guess my question is what is the legal responsibility of the…

That's the first thing I thought of, too. My boobies are plenty big enough, tyvm.

RUM HAM! It was such a crappy week, and then rum ham came along and lifted up my entire life.

YES! I saw the episode when they talked about spontaneous combustion when I was a kid. And have been sufficiently freaked out ever since.