I feel like we're straying away from the real story here. A lion? A fucking lion?

What about in a tube, like Gogurt?

Gotcha. Which I completely understand — my main thing is that it's just stupid people posting stupid shit on Twitter. Some of it's enraging, but it's mostly just bored people at work coming up with sometimes funny stuff. IMO.

This is vaginatrocious!

Pour your thoughts into my pensieve.

If it makes you feel any better, #TerribleNamesForAPenis is also trending.

"Rebecca" was Charlotte's name for it on Sex & the City. (The more depressing view would be a reference to the novel, which I didn't think of when I originally posted.)

Hahaha ... I was going for a Sex & the City reference, but that works too!

These are all awesome, but the "Happy Birthday" one just makes me grin. He was the best at taking potentially depressing situations, and turning them around to be positive and fun. Because I don't want to share my birthday ice cream, dammit.

These are all awesome, but the "Happy Birthday" one just makes me grin. He was the best at taking potentially depressing situations, and turning them around to be positive and fun. Because I don't want to share my birthday ice cream, dammit.

*whispers* Or a meal ...

I'm sorry, but the "chamber of secrets" made me laugh out loud. Has anyone suggested "Rebecca" yet?

I know. So delicious. So waffle-y.

Um ... that's GENIUS. I've only used ketchup and Ranch for my fries, but now you've encouraged me to branch out into new territory ...

Is it sad that my first reaction to hearing that a Chick-Fil-A is opening near you is "Congratulations"?

These are seriously awesome — the Chick-Fil-A here has had these for a while. For someone who uses one packet of ketchup for one of their waffle fries, this makes my life slightly easier.

Beth Schorr is the associate producer for "Last Man Standing", and it looks like there is one woman executive producer. A man wrote the pilot episode; I'm not sure how many women are writers, if any. The description for that show makes me literally sick to my stomach.

To your second point, I think it IS responsible to question new vaccines because we honestly can't really know any long-term effects. (Plus, when she's 18 your sister can make that decision for herself.)

Growing up, even in my teenage years, I never really made the connection between vaccinations and the disease itself. I just understood that I had to get a shot every so often. I don't understand why certain adults think children will automatically equate a vaccine with a license to have sex. If you really don't want…

It's fun to repeal the D-A-D-T