I personally believe that marriage is marriage, literally 'til death do you part. The Bible outlines very specific reasons when divorce is OK, and that is it, IMO.

Oh, young Jennifer Aniston. There are so many things I wish I could go back in time and tell you; and yet, I can not.

WENUS = weekly estimated net usage statistics.

I thought she did consider abortion? When she was talking to her mom. Or maybe her mom just suggested it? It's been a while since I've seen that movie, and now I only watch it on TV for Paul Rudd sitting on all the chairs.

It's from those douche commercials that got pulled from TV. Summer's Eve, I think?

Will awards shows stop paying attention to the Jersey Shore cast?! If we ignore them, THEY'LL GO AWAY.

"Why, what do you want to be when you grow up, little boy?" "Either an astronaut or a douche salesman!"

I talked about my vagina all the time until it found out. Now it'll barely speak to me. :-(

Kate Moss is a style icon?

Mine hates it too! But then loves checking out what I scraped out. (He's a miniature schnauzer, by the way ... terriers FTW!)

It just needs to be explained better. For example, tell them that the developing fetus will one day grow up to be a 30-year-old healthy man who decides to get rid of his health insurance, but then is in an awful accident which leaves him in a coma. (cue resounding chorus of "Let him die!")

HA! Yes! Every morning and evening I sing to my dog "Let's clean out your eye boogies!" and I scrape 'em out, and then let him eat them. He loves it! He gets mad if I forget and wipe them off my finger.

Haha, Keira, I do that every day when I have to work. Let's hang out.

Spanky pants.

I cheered throughout middle and high school, and we wore our uniforms every Friday during football season, and most Tuesdays and Fridays during basketball season.

Why is this news? We had to do this all through middle school and high school. In middle school we did sweat pants, but uniform companies actually make pants to go under the cheer skirts.

Maybe that's why I'm single? I'm not suductive enough. :-(

I like my Fat Rudd with pickles and spicy mustard.

She doesn't always drink beer, but when she does, she prefers Dos Equis.

"There are not necessarily hordes of women hankering to go grocery shopping with their tits a'blazing."