Forget Spongebob, bring back the Animaniacs and Rugrats!

I agree ... heck, even at 22/23, 25 seemed old. I thought I would be married by now, but nope. Not even close (and I like it that way). When you're 17, you have a lot of plans that either don't happen because of outside circumstances, or that you change yourself along the way.

My best friend is an administrative assistant ... d'ya think I could possibly pitch that to a TV network?

I completely agree, and want to add to that point that I knew at four that I loved the boyz. I got in trouble for kissing Andrew underneath the picnic table at our pre-K Halloween party. And I instinctively knew to smoosh Barbie with Ken to get a baby before any sort of "sex talk". Sexuality is natural, even for…

Haha. By "they," I meant Publix.

Ack, I used to love "Home Improvement." What a cool reunion! And the mom looks exactly the same. They're only missing Wilson. :-(

It's my civic duty! They also have Boca burgers, Barilla pasta sauce and cranberry juice all BOGO. AND their chocolate-covered doughnuts are on sale for $2.19. So, basically, I will be diabetic in a few days.

Clusterfuff?! Um, I have not tried it, but I think I need to seek it out immediately simply for the name. Seriously, my grocery store usually carries only three or four B&J flavors. Before I made my trip today I was complaining to a coworker about how they never have Americone Dream (they never have her favorite,…

Gracias, Anne is da schnizz.

Haha, I thought the same thing.

The zombies would still eat me, for I would probably eat the ice cream while waiting to fight the zombies. Oh, well.

Girl, I know it. Actually, I like to think of Colbert as my fun, older brother. (I have an entire mental celebrity family.)

Haha, that hairless cat reminds me of the "Friends" episode when Rachel had to carry Mrs. Whiskerson with oven mitts. (P.S. - I've only had one cat in my life, and her name was Mrs. Whiskerson. Viva la Friends!)

I felt like one of those extreme couponers. "Oh, you want some of the mustard?! No, I need 57 bottles! Mwahahaha." But I literally freaked out. It's soooo yummy. And Stephen Colbert is on the label! Who am I to exercise self control and just take one or two cartons?!?

Publix has Ben&Jerry's BOGO this week, and my podunk store actually was carrying some Americone Dream. The only sensible thing to do would be to buy all of it. So I did. All 14 cartons.

Well, the one thing the guy isn't is stupid. He knows he's never going to be compared to, say, Johnny Appleseed. He might as well embrace the comparison.

Hmm, the fact that the royal household made a statement makes me think that there may be a royal bun in the oven! They usually only bother to address gossip magazines if the reports are true.

Whitney, that happens to me all too often in the mall parking lot. No worries.

I was about to post that people need to kindly chill out about teaching kids to roast chickens, but after reading others' experiences re: their parents and cooking, I'm changing my tune. My mom cooked every night of my childhood; we only ate out or ordered in on someone's birthday. I never cooked one bite to eat until…

Ha! That sounds like a right-wing nursery rhyme.