John Mayer's heartbreak menu sounds like my lunch ...

Nah. I truly don't feel like I'm a victim of sexism in my brick-and-mortar work environment. It's just something I always have in the back of my mind, mostly because my former boss was such an asshole.

Is Olivia Munn in the movie? Just asking ... she seems to be at all the red carpet events these days, but I honestly don't know what she's up to lately. Is she still on The Daily Show?

I clicked on this prepared to read a cute story about how a four- or five-year-old made the call, but 11? Good grief. Kids these days! #feelingold

OMGz, I totes know how Pippa feels. My coworker called me out today for wearing the same skirt I wore last Wednesday, and then accused me of padding my butt! After crying it out in the bathroom, I promptly threw out my entire wardrobe and ran a half-marathon.

I know it. My FT work is in a male-dominated industry, and I can honestly say I have never felt discriminated against or made to feel like I'm unwanted or not a valued member of the team. But when "Nick" often makes more than "Nicole" in a virtual workplace (and his skills aren't called into question as often), it…

It's very rare that I get so mad that I cry ... but I am so angry and frustrated after reading this that I'm trying not to tear up at my desk. What. The. Fuck.

I actually remembered after I posted that Sarah Palin is a runner ... so her feet actually look pretty good to me! I'll have to remember that next time I'm in RiteAid. Most of it is my fault because I just don't have the patience to sit around and take care of my feet, and then I'm embarrassed to have a professional…

Not entirely surprised ... I have a few clients I work with exclusively online, and I typically am offered higher rates when I use the masculine version of my pen name rather than the feminine version.

This is awful, but not as bad as the woman who had over 200 cat skeletons in her home. Or the one with all the rabbits.

In 2011, I've seen ZERO movies in a theater. I prefer to watch movies like God intended ... in my fuzzy pink polar bear pajamas with close access to my personal bathroom. Something just creeps me out about sitting in a dark room with a bunch of a strangers, and I'm also super cheap. Combine those two factors, and the…

I'm not the biggest Jimmy Fallon fan, but anyone who can belt out "Maybe" is A-OK in my book.

Ugh, my mom as well. Luckily, she's a staunch Democrat, so that's something I don't have to worry about! Although all I hear is how she wishes Bill Clinton could just become dictator, but that's better than some other options.

Shhh, no one tell my mom that "Kate + 8" is canceled.

LOL, you beat me to it. As an American girl who was in a sorority, I still don't understand.

I live in the most conservative part of a very conservative state, and the majority of people here are pulling for either Perry or Bachmann to win the nomination. Romney is too moderate in their eyes. Obviously, this is not an accurate representation of the entire country, but I would not immediately dismiss Perry or…

Why are people hating on her feet?! Good grief, my feet look way worse than that thanks to running. I guess I should just wrap my cloven hooves in burlap and hide my head in shame. The polish looks cute, it's hot out, why should she wear closed-toe shoes??

Yup ... pee, poop, snot. It's disgusting, but I honestly thought this was common knowledge. Wasn't this a "news" story years ago?

See, this is why America needed to get involved ...

I thought everyone already knew this. Breaking: People pee in the pool, too.