Get out your shame bell...I gave him a ride home. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One date (read: one-night-stand) of mine thought that I robbed him. I came out of my bathroom and he was tearing apart my drawers—he immediately demanded, “Where’s my wallet? I’m going to call the cops! Sticky finger bitches.” Ummmmm....no dude. It turned out that he put his wallet in his jacket pocket for some odd…

Love Kesha!

The only thing that could make this better is if Taylor Swift turns up to “defend herself” against her “haters.”

Of all the exposés and cover stories. This is my favorite profile of Prince: http://heavytable.com/whats-in-princ…

All I hear is “Ring Around My Rosie” by Jackie Q.

I DON’T GET IT, EITHER! And their repeated instructions about the impact, influence, and what we can’t live without? Useless.

YES. And the winner was cheesecake—as a PIE—which really shouldn’t have even been in the competition anywhere anyways. It would be like the ‘96 Chicago Bulls dropping into the NCAA tournament. I’m still pretty ticked about this. Gets me lathered just thinking about it. Grwappgrr!

I’m going to assume that the Mila Kunis/Macaulay Culkin romance was set up for an episode of Punk’d but Ashton got distracted and forgot to jump out for the reveal. For eight long years, Mila was just waiting to get got. But she never got git. For eight years.

I hope that Ben will mention JoJo’s sister in an upcoming episode and JoJo will say something like, “I had a sister....but she died in 2004.” GHOST SISTER!

Right? The well-that-escalated-quickly is strong with this one. And it almost could have been funny. Almost. “I drank so much I thought I was Australian. Then I kept drinking and thought I was...

Because...obviously!

Try twisting the lyrics in your head to reflect her ability to chameleon to her boyfriends’ style. Why do you have to go and make me like you?