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I actually taped SNL last night because I figured I’d get Kate McKinnon’s Hillary since there was a debate this week (which I religiously did NOT watch) and this skit was the best. Of course, they didn’t go as far as Key & Peele went, but A for effort...

I think it’s always pretty “uncool” to take liberties with another person’s body without first obtaining their consent and approval. Madonna’s “oh no, sexual harassment lololol” comment is some bullshit.

I mean, I totally agree that it’s up to the teen to decide how she feels about it, but this was a fucking weird thing to do. I hope Madonna never pulls this shitty stunt with an audience member again because, seriously, what the fuck. It’s never ok to take liberties with someone else’s body. Madonna is so fucking out

“Oh shit, oh, sorry, sexual harassment. You can do the same to me if you like,”

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

Seems like if you’re a practitioner of a therapy that already isn’t completely accepted by the medical or scientific community that you should probably just abstain from sex with your clients if you don’t want to make your therapy look even more sketchy.

As toolish as this is, I also feel weird about putting this up to make fun of. I’d rather ignore it. This isn’t Chet Haze. This is some guy whose learning disabled brother was railroaded and sent to life in prison. Maybe his rap is douchey and he’s a douche but I can’t necessarily make fun of the sentiment.

But BEWBS. DIRTY PILLOWS OF SIN.

......just a totally hypothetical scenario.

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

When I was in highschool, one classmate started birth control pills and several months later, got pulmonary embolism. She nearly died. I was taking the same pills for 8 years with only good things to say about them.
So, health check ups are seriously very important. Blood clots do happen on BC pills and it’s better to

Not surprising. Just repetitive. And not in jail.