Her narrative is her narrative. It doesn't have to be most people's narrative.

I am actually surprised. I figured they were in an open relationship.

OH I'm gonna kiss your face! I'm gonna kiss it! I'm gonna bite your widdle earsies! Yes! Yes! Oh, ha ha, you snagged my eyeball wiv your widdle bittums clawsie! Yes you did! Yes!

Riiight.. because unless it involves a dick, sex isn't sex

Good.

Hey, we don't have to choose!

I'm a 6'3" 250lbs guy and I just dissolved in to a misty eyed hormonal teen girl. I want to cuddle this little kitten forever!

Kittens make everything better.

Both are gross, but "subhuman" is the term that every loser white supremacist uses against people they see as lower than them. It makes my skin crawl.

I knew Florida had a lot of cougars, but not panthers! Tip your waitresses! I'll be here all week!

I think we need a word higher up the cute scale than squeee. Is that even possible?

Counterpoint:

I really disagree with your "whatever happened to feminism" thesis. There seems to be some notion that every single woman over 60 was feminist in basically every way, and that's been so far from my experience it's almost laughable. My mom and aunt are slut-shamey as heeeellllll, but if you use any cuss word stronger…

Same here.

Yup I do this. I call my friends and close female family members this. I use it how I use it.

"fucking" is the best word ever. Gets right to the point.

Amen. I'm so tired of white feminists.

True. If we can star, we should be able to downvote shit like that.

That's because of what feminism means political, economic, social, etc. gender equality. If feminism were just "equality for straight women" it wouldn't matter, but by electing to identify with a movement that includes anyone oppressed by their gender and gender identity, you have to include all people that fall into…