solid, solid argument for a fucking senate candidate here

I’ve spent my whole life in the South and believe it or not, it’s a lot more complex and nuanced than people choose to believe. Keep crying, though.

Yeah, these aren’t remotely the same realms of offensiveness....

I’m sure they feel quite generous by allowing her to tweet, so yup.

Or she learned exactly what not to believe. Radical, I know.

We like to label anyone from the South racist, don’t we?

Such. Good. Shade.

Yeah my comment was just based on the fact that she lives in Dubai on someone else’s money and it’s all rather hush hush and these rumors have swirled forever. And we all have our own ideas of what prostitutes look like so these agents need to chill.

Bahaha thank you for being gracious. Friday brain in action!

Yeah. I would watch two hours of Allison Janney reading the phone book or flipping burgers or anything, really.

She worked on her sport and not much else? So she...worked on her career?

Who pissed in your Cheerios?

It’s really surreal to go to a mall and not see young people. I don’t know where the hell they hang out now.

As a weirdly shaped short woman, Delia’s was saving my life well into adulthood with their jeans. RIP the only jeans brand I ever found that really fit. I’m making my Delia’s jeans last as long as they can because I really don’t know where I’m gonna buy other jeans.

These still exist...youths still stay away.

There’s one in Columbia, SC that is called a “village” and it turned out to be a huge bust. Rent was insanely high, surrounding property value immediately went down, retail staples like Aeropostale went belly up. Even chain restaurants are shutting down because it’s just such a bad location. Now it’s this creepy…

Honestly? Lindsay Lohan isn’t pretty enough to be Cady Heron anymore.....

She’s a literal Dubai escort lol

“There are probably bad men at your school.” Groundbreaking.

“Ladies like Christian Grey because we all are dying to be submissive to men” is not a feminist take at all, but that’s signature Roiphe. You’re right.