Orange. Shaped like a peanut. Made of marshmallow. Tastes like banana. Thats like all the food groups.

What? No circus peanuts?

“Sold online” maybe, but I live in Ohio, and if I gave out Blow Pops, the trickers would burn my house down. The candies of choice from my bowl are Reeeses and KitKats (I let them pick what they want).

Candy corn states are the “flyover states” of Halloween.

It would be nice if boutique supercar designers could chill a bit with making the next +1 mph, +50hp 2-seater mid-engine I don’t even care anymore. There’s no one and no where that you can utilize the full performance of the supercars from even 5 years ago, so let’s maybe play a bit with the performance we already…

Take your star, you magnificent bastard.

Good Grammar and his sidekick, Copy Editing, got on their horses and left this town long ago, friend.

There are good people in both cars.

“All mushrooms are edible. Some are edible only once.” - Terry Pratchett

Does this also work for snozzberries?

Nice PIT. LOL. I’d like to ask that people take notice of one thing besides the obvious here...notice how that entire car disappears below the hoodline of the semi filming this, before it even gets hit by him? Yeah...that’s what you look like when you chop back in front of a big truck. You are either a roof, or…

Weirdness aside, do any other Americans get jealous of nations with “building history”?

I have kids?!?!

But will the king seek his Quarter Pounder of flesh as compensation?

I got an email from my mother that both of my maternal grandparents are expected to live past a hundred. Which is of course fantastic their doctor couldn’t believe that despite being in the military during WW2 my grandfather never smoked, he hates the smell of it and thus never took it up. He still jogs about 3 miles…

They are so cute! And do not look like they’re 100!

Slide wasn’t engaged correctly. Gun wouldn’t have fired.

James Bond has his Aston Martin.