It would be nice if boutique supercar designers could chill a bit with making the next +1 mph, +50hp 2-seater mid-engine I don’t even care anymore. There’s no one and no where that you can utilize the full performance of the supercars from even 5 years ago, so let’s maybe play a bit with the performance we already…

Take your star, you magnificent bastard.

Good Grammar and his sidekick, Copy Editing, got on their horses and left this town long ago, friend.

There are good people in both cars.

Nice PIT. LOL. I’d like to ask that people take notice of one thing besides the obvious here...notice how that entire car disappears below the hoodline of the semi filming this, before it even gets hit by him? Yeah...that’s what you look like when you chop back in front of a big truck. You are either a roof, or…

Weirdness aside, do any other Americans get jealous of nations with “building history”?

I have kids?!?!

But will the king seek his Quarter Pounder of flesh as compensation?

I got an email from my mother that both of my maternal grandparents are expected to live past a hundred. Which is of course fantastic their doctor couldn’t believe that despite being in the military during WW2 my grandfather never smoked, he hates the smell of it and thus never took it up. He still jogs about 3 miles…

They are so cute! And do not look like they’re 100!

The best part of this cashier’s interaction was after he emptied the cash and gave it to the guy, he tried to give him the damn cash drawer. I may have to mail this man a few fucks, because the next time he gets a gun stuck in his face the robber might correctly engage the slide on the pistol.

The robber realizing that the gun isn’t having the effect that a gun should then waves the cocked gun in the cashier’s face. The cashier doesn’t even take a step back because he knows something we don’t and we need him to share it with us.

Slide wasn’t engaged correctly. Gun wouldn’t have fired.

Coming from Courtney Love, that’s saying something.

I notice that when I come back from a vacation, my basement stairwell smells like new construction. Which is weird because the house is 20 years old

Courtney Love once said that the scent of floss after using it was the punkest thing she could think of.

You opened an article that had the word cockroaches in it’s title...yet, here you are.

James Bond has his Aston Martin.