This is like replacing your beige Corolla with a beige Civic.

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

It’s Arizona. Theo should move the Cubs spring training operation to Florida if he would rather look out for massive cockroaches or the occasional wandering alligator than venomous, awesome-looking scorpions.

Scrambled eggs are so much easier and faster in the microwave than in the pan. Coffee mug, egg, salt, pepper, splash of milk, shredded cheese if you like, stir, ~75-80 seconds or so depending on how fluffy/runny you like ‘em, eat.

To the eating at your wedding question, there is a tradition, I think with the Jewish weddings, where the bride and groom are supposed to go hang out in another room after the vows and before the reception. She’s Jewish by blood, so we did that as well. The obvious snickering is that you’re gonna bone, but honestly,…

I once went to a bar for a (college) football game that did like $40 all you can drink Coors Light/Miller Light and all you can eat wings. My friend and I got there like two hours in advance of the game and managed to score a table..it was the smallest table they had, a booth that fit four.

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

That’s not even all of it. The missed PI against Marvin and the unnecessary roughness against Walker when he was just trying to intercept the ball. I could live with those and the first missed hands to the face call. But missing the same call a second time resulting in the Lions never getting a chance to go win the…

I suggest that tanking into 0-16 should negate 17-0 so that both seasons are removed from the record books.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

When I was in my peak physical shape as a 19-year-old college soccer player, I ran a lot, and occasionally I’d run a single mile as fast as I could, which was a damn near sprint. I always wanted to break five minutes, but the fasted I ever got was 5:06. I can’t imagine a single 4:34 mile, let alone 26 of them in a…

The only way I could cover a mile in 4:34 is if you threw me out of an airplane and measured my pace to the ground.

Sorry. When the arms get bigger, the shirts are purchased in the opposite direction. That’s a man rule you can check with Mikey Rulebooks.

I don’t think the cycling electric assistance is an appropriate comparison. In the running/shoe example the human body is providing all the power necessary to propel the person at a particular speed. The shoe construction and material minimize the amount of power that is lost. In the bicycle example the motor is…

Yes, really. The point of choosing this course, of getting together a team to give him favorable conditions that are all but categorically impossible in an open race, intentionally creating better-than-ideal conditions is to see if, even under those constraints, a marathon under 2 hours was at all possible. When you…

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.