If I’m holding the receiver, it’s Right Ear all the way, but if I’m scrunching it between my shoulder so that I can type while I’m talking it’s Left Ear time. (This only applies to my office phone with a cord. Cell phone is Bluetooth or speaker, I’m not holding that thing up there like that when I could be browsing Twi…

literally half of colorado is in the plains.  The mountains start 10 miles west of Denver.  Everything to the east is the great plains.  It’s basically Kansas east of Denver. 

Left, exclusively. My current desk setup requires me to answer my phone with my right hand, then immediately and awkwardly switch to my left side with the cord stretched across my torso.

Added to things you only discover after catastrophic injury - it wasn’t until I was hospitalized and had an IV drip put in my right arm that I realized I’ve never wiped my ass with my left hand. It was like trying to wipe my ass using the claw grabber at a Denny’s. 

The Flipbelt is the answer:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01CGXUQHA/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_image?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I have kids and am on call with work so I not carrying a phone isn’t an option. If I’m not wearing a vest the flipbelt is the way to go.

If you are looking for a hydration vest the VaporKrar 4L 2.0 is…

The person who figured out how to incorporate full-size pockets into spandex yoga pants and leggings is a genius on par with Eli Whitney as far as I’m concerned.

The human body has basically evolved to the point where we can all be distance runners. Hard sprinting, no. But distance running every day, of course. Just pretend you are chasing a mammoth with 10 of your best friends.

There’s a dude here in town who is running the equivalent of two marathons a day for a fucking month. Doing it to raise funds for cancer treatment for another dude in San Diego he never even met.

If you are hurting your knees and ankles by running, you need to work on your form. 

Get over yourself. It’s also not their job to hold your hand the whole way while you figure things out. They have 100s of people to think of not just you. They didn’t build the website just to attract traffic. They built it for people like you and other family and guests to easily get answers to questions. Do you…

Sorry, but you’re out of touch. Wedding websites are actually the primary way of providing wedding details, and have been for years now. No one wants to waste the paper and postage to mail a booklet of information (on formal-weight paper!) to all their invitees. Plus, the website can be updated to include things…

Terrible take. It’s not the players’ responsibility to keep the people in the big-money seats safe, their job is to keep from getting themselves hurt. Lowry did nothing wrong. This guy should have kept his fucking hands to himself, period.

You do understand that if you buy a courtside seat, a player landing on you is a very real possibility? You also understand that there was like zero malicious intent right? You seem like you must get in a lot of fights. I hope you don’t go out to crowded bars, like ever.

> Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow. 

Any chance Jeff Van Gundy could get banned from all future NBA games as well?

Cuba wouldn’t be communist if it wasn’t for the embargo. The government is using the embargo and the economic shortages to stay in power.

Mayyyyybe this has something to do with the fact that you’ve been embargoing them for decades ? and that they have very limited choice in allies because it’d put you in a tantrum if one of us actually helped them ?

Maybe ?

Buying shoes on Amazon:

Buying shoes on Amazon:

Shot to the heart! And Turner’s too late. McCann gives catchers a bad name!

“Here’s what I hope is a reasonable take on multi use paths: it’s everyone’s job to pay attention to their damn surroundings.”

This is good advice for members of society in general, and you see how that’s fucking going.