My husband and I would likely kill each other if we had to share a TV. Even when we watch the same thing at the same time, our channel surfing at commercials habits are far too different and would result in bloodshed.

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Big mugs exist so that people can cradle them in both hands and act like they’re holding a puppy. It’s just a coffee. You are not adorkable.

You don’t honestly expect them to walk the talk, do you?  What kind of communist are you??

Looking forward to seeing this on an upcoming episode of “Air Disasters.”

This is also my favorite way to dust stuffed animals. The no heat setting is important because the fake fur may melt, but they come out dust free!

Been there, done that. A particular job went from something I loved and thought I could make a career out of to one I despised and became the pothole in the highway of my career, all with the change of the person I reported to. They guy who hired me was amazing. His replacement was an ass. 

I was checking out the in-house job listings one time and my boss told me I should apply. It would be a good promotion and I thought I could do the job, but I didn’t meet the education requirements at the time (though I did have the requisite experience). His advice: Let them tell you that your not qualified. You…

Our cats constantly try to kill us in their efforts to get food. I keep explaining to them that if they kill us, there will be no more food. I don’t think they care. 

Albuquerque’s in one of those great spots where you can ski in the morning, golf in the afternoon, and hit great brew pubs all night long. It’s central to great tourist spots like Santa Fe, Taos, White Sands and Carlsbad Caverns (the last two are closed because of the government shut-down. Boo!). In town, there’s…

There may actually be a god after all.

Times New Roman - yuck!  One of the lawyers I work for loves this font and requires all his stuff to be in in. I draft everything for him in something completely different or I can’t proofread it worth a crap. I’ll have to try comic sans as my draft font.

Locksley’s time here at New Mexico was a disaster, on and off the field. Locksley and the Maryland football program deserve each other.

I crochet, especially at the sports bar watching the Steelers. Keeps me from eating my weight in nachos.

I have a tendency to take on problems that are not mine. Especially if they had been mine at one point. For example, I was president of a community choir for three years. A very competent person took my place and I have to remind myself that if they want my advice, they’ll ask for it. Just because she’s not doing…

But, I don’t like ham that much. It’s OK, but if I’m going to make an extra entree for Thanksgiving, it’s gonna be cheese enchiladas or tamales.

There’s a 5K races here that benefits the fund to help first responders injured in the line of duty. Often the cadets from the fire and police academies run it, and do so in formation.  If I’m on my game, I can keep up and follow their cadences. It’s way cool!

I’ve loved my first two StitchFix deliveries. My stylist is gently pushing me out of my comfort zone of boring solid colors without making me feel like a kid playing dress-up. 

I’ve loved my first two StitchFix deliveries. My stylist is gently pushing me out of my comfort zone of boring solid…

One of our local breweries made a PB&J ale. A couple of our friends tried it. They said it wasn’t bad, but are not up for trying it again.

I think I worked for her twin. Dear God.