Down your driveway? Maybe. On that track? We’ll, we’ll send flowers.

Just two minutes? Was he going on about magic dirt again?

I personally thought that a taco truck on every corner was a bonus. I’m mad we didn’t get that!

But the Forester is ugly as hell. Bleh.

One great thing about being an only child is that one learns to entertain themselves quite easily. I love to go to live sporting events, but my husband isn’t much of sports fan and my “sports husband” (aka male friend whose husband isn’t into sports either) isn’t always available. Single seat tickets are often easy to…

You just plug your text into the Sarah Palin Word Salad Spinner by Ronco. Easy peasy!

LaVar Ball seriously needs to go stick his dick in a pencil sharpener, but Carlisle isn’t helping by drawing even more attention to him. Bah!

Our state has until 2020, but last year it looked like we wouldn’t get that last waiver. Passport offices here had lines for days. Looking at the Real ID requirements for our state, I think getting my passport and global entry was the easier process. SMH.

He’s secretly a Ravens fan?

Might be the chlorine that the gene pool needs.

We went Saturday to see the latest Star Wars movie and it was the first time I’d been to the theater since SW:The Force Awakens. The theater we went to this time is one with a brewery and good food delivered to your seat. We enjoyed it enough that I told my husband I’d go there to see the new Avengers movie with him…

I created that monster by buying my husband a homebrew kit 15 years ago. Now he’s corrupted another friend of ours. Oh well, at least I know where to find him on weekends.

I’m in the camp of if clean enough to wear again, they go back in the closet/drawer. If I’ve worn it more than four hours, it goes in the laundry. No limbo here.

I used to fly home to Santa Fe from Denver on Thanksgiving morning. Traffic to and from the airports was easy, the airport were deserted and the fare was considerably less than on Wednesday. I would fly back mid-morning on Monday and get back to the office by lunchtime. Easy, cheap and minimized the vacation time…

I generally use my two weeks per year to make up 3 and 4 day weekends instead of long blocks of time off. The exception is when we have an international trip planned. Then I blow the whole lot at once and work lunch hours to get extra time for the occasional 2.5 day weekend.

One of the joys of being in a very small office is that I get two weeks vacation and sick time is “If you’re sick, stay home. If it gets to be a problem, we’ll discuss it.”

Edgar.

You do what every other patriotic American does; you either go for another beer from the fridge, or you switch to the other game which has already started.

They even make pickle juice popsicles targeted at endurance athletes. I’ll eat my weight in pickles, but no thanks to drinking the juice.

Doing a podcast about Kaepernick’s grievance filing.