A mile-18 beer saved me during my one and only marathon. My stomach was upset and the beer settled it while giving me a calorie boost. That 8-oz Bud Light might just be the best damn beer I ever had!

If my headphones don’t already have the little clip to attach to a shirt, I use one of those tiny binder clips. I also run my headphone cord down my back, and clip it there. The cord bouncing in front of me drove me nuts.

Spend your money where it matters, especially as a newbie. For me, the most important things were shoes and sports bras. Everything else, from shorts and shirts to headphones and water bottles, I could muddle through with what I already had for quite a while. For short runs as a newbie, it didn’t really matter. Once…

I can attest to that. I did my pre-run poop the other other morning and when I got back, my husband asked what had died in the bathroom. Oops. I didn’t realize it was that bad or I would have sprayed and displayed the caution flag.

No. 11 - Turn out the lights and go out to dinner with the spouse so we don’t have to deal with the little beggers...and raid Target for cheap candy on the way home.

For my team updates, I don’t do the typical written agendas or PowerPoints. Instead I ask for the top three concerns and where I can lean in to help.

No, we’ll still need the wall to keep Texans out of our New Mexico ski resorts.

Arian Foster, if game day coincides with one of the random days he’s healthy enough to play.

I do this with safety pins, and add another couple at the 12 o’clock and 6 o’clock positions. Once a week when I wash the sheets, I give the duvet a good shake to re-position it in the cover and turn it 180 degrees on the bed (my cover isn’t positionally locked).

Sexually frustrated white republican women?

Gov. Susana Martinez never endorsed Trump, probably hoping to the through the whole election cycle without ever having to. This gave her the perfect opportunity to say “nope.”

Roast marshmallows?

We are, when we have something to cheer about. :/

Schmidt never actually subjected his kids to the ant mitt. But what would you think if he had?

It’s always best to assume the other drivers are dumb asses and plan accordingly.

I’m in! Already have a Thanksgiving Day run on the schedule, followed by our running club’s Black Friday Turkey Trots run/drink biathlon at a local brewery.

Reyes who? Once the Rockies figured out they had something with Trevor Story, Reyes became a ghost.

No, you’re thinking of the candlestick in the dining room.

They’re too smart for that shit.

You had me until the last line.