Two stories in twelve minutes on young stud pitchers the Mariners traded away is the best thing to happen to Seattle in the last 24 hours.

So the two guys holding the towel clearly just held it taught enough so Cormier could push down on it with exactly 1.2 pounds of pressure without it giving. How is that a legal weigh in?

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

This is a weird complaint

To be fair, most high school kids celebrate prematurely the second it goes in.

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

I don’t mean to sound pretentious, and I in no way support PETA, but I do believe it is important for people to consider reducing the amount of penguins they eat.

So it’s terrorism when a brown person shoots a bunch of white people because they “hate us” but it’s not terrorism when a white person shoots brown people for the same reason?

It’s Mike Comrie, he doesn’t have any defense.

Jesus I’m so fucking tired of people making that “Zodiac Killer” noise about Senator Cruz. Have some fucking respect, assclown.

If we are going to get into semantics, McConnell said he will let the people decide. People decided Hillary Clinton. McConnell didn’t say “let the electoral college” decide. So there’s that technicality as well.

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

That is good work right there. I have three kids who have played for several years and so I spend a lot of time in the scorer’s table, running the clock or on the scoresheet. Probably sat through hundreds of games at this point and seen a lot of ref-coach and ref-player interaction up close, and talk to a lot of the…

Maybe the refs would be nicer if for just once the players tried using carrots instead of sticks.

What do you expect? It’s not like the school is called Louisiana Personal Foul University.

Quick, send Duerte, and tell everyone he’s the President of Mexico!

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

You mean, like roads? Should all of our highways have tolls on them?

But wasn’t the reason Trump won because so many people are out of work? How can his supporters have no jobs, and all be at work?