Carrying on the fine Russian tradition of doing well at the Olympics only when no one else shows up.

I thought Ohio was full of Presidents

Twitter banning Nazis doesn’t stop society from being free. It stops Nazis from being on Twitter, you fucking idiot.

I’m not worried about his shot. I’m not even worried that he plays like a late-career Andre Miller. I’m worried that he seems to have the athleticism of a late-career Andre Miller and he doesn’t turn 20 until tomorrow*.

Hmmm it’s like he didn’t know his brother sexually harassed women because he didn’t know that kind of behavior was sexual harassment.

It’s the implication, man. All about the implication.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Good for J.T. It’s about time some right wingers started protesting.

Stupid wooden shoes.

Ugh, another Deadspin commentator trying to deep-dive analyze like he actually played the game or something.

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

15 PATRIOTIC completions on 27 ‘MURICA attempts for 99 BLUE LIVES MATTERS yards

But at least he stands for the anthem. That’s gotta count for something, right?

My understanding is that originally this was done so that players wouldn’t be targeted in whatever part was injured in the NHL’s goonier and also less expensive player days.

In Deadspin comments, joke misses you!

The Caps are happy because they’ll need a rested Ovie if they want to go deep into the second round of the playoffs.

Given that he’s Russian, shouldn’t he ask country?

I really don’t understand all the uproar over this. It’s not like he’s done something truly reprehensible, like sit or kneel when other people are standing.

This is amazing...

“Why were you fired from your last job?”