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Wait, what?

How dare he imply juicing and mention Ken Griffey, Jr. in the same paragraph.

Just add “legally” in front of “innocent” and we can avoid this whole clusterfuck of a discussion.

You didn’t bother interviewing but you know that every single law firm asks that? I don’t necessarily doubt it but...

The one thing I see that keeps him from being a... ahem...slam dunk as MVP is the huge number of shots he puts up to get those points. His FG% and eFG% are not very impressive, especially for someone who takes so many shots at the rim. His mid-range game is pretty bad. A usage rate of over 40% coupled with his…

“It depends on what the meaning of ‘secretly conspires with the Russian government during the campaign’ is.”

We should totally put some jamoke from Oklahoma in charge of some sort of national department designed to protect the environment. It certainly won’t result in that big red blotch in the middle of the country from growing...

I love you PDX

PA apparently was interested the last time around but didn’t pull the trigger.

The Jeff Gilloolys is my favorite trivia team name

SMOKESCREEN!

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