Pro tip: Never do a Google Image search for "sex criminals" without also specifying "comic" and "IDW".

I have my moments. And that is gold right there!

Right! Do their powers increase with foreplay? What about oral, does that count?

Okay two things. In the first place, I have had sex, and I can say without a doubt, there will be no bank robbing while having sex. Really, there are very few things that can be done while having sex- but most are done without full attention. For example driving— possible during sex, but it won't be done well (either…

To be honest, I always thought the best-equipped (huh-huh-uh) characters for sex were Mr. Fantastic and Plastic Man. Because, y'know, infinite diversity in infinite combinations, and all that.

Yeah, it's Nathan Fillion. All he has to do is breathe in the general direction the ladies and they'll practically fall over themselves to get a closer look at the hammer.

Seriously, how are they going to rob a bank while simultaneously copulating? I mean, I couldn't grab a beer from the fridge, let alone open a cash register and dump cash into boxes.

I thought I saw "drunken Powerpuff Girls" and nearly ran out the door to stand in line at my local shop...

Any good shop teacher can tell you that you should always wear protective eyewear when working with wood.

I hear 'The Hammer' is his penis.

I will just leave this here.

"Awww babe! I'm really in the mood! But hold on a sec while I slip into my prescription glasses. I want to see everything you got!"

He had to preserve his secret identity.

"What if you had superpowers, but only when you were having sex?"