I have the pink version of that onesie. They're so adorable, they have a little monkey face on the butt.

Doppelbangers.

Exactly! Like reading online product reviews. First, you have to dismiss the unrelated-to-product "it took two weeks to get here!" Or "USPS lost my package" foolishness, as well as most the one star reviews, as they're generally useless: "broke after I dropped it into my hot tub".

That sounds like something that would have happened if Andy had been allowed to join the Finer Things Club on The Office.

I love the combo of macho pissing contest with a loose-leaf tea break.

this is awesome Shrayber fan fic.

Look who has the self control to stop at one sleeve. Show off.

I love how the nutrition facts suggests something like 2 Thin Mints as one serving. Don't they mean one sleeve of cookies 'cuz that's how I roll?

This was a thing of beauty. As a linguist, I like your language. :*

No Mark, the worst story I ever read was that horrible movie you tricked your poor partner into going to with you. Your lucky he doesn't smother you in your sleep. It must be love.

Hmmm. I'm pretty sure I've read grosser. Seems more like a Stupid College Student story than a Gross-out Story.

I *just* sent a tweet last night to the Dragon Age people, asking them to pass along my compliments to their sound team for "Inquisition". The sound effects, ambient noises, and music in that game are incredible. They add to the game and enhance it, without ever overwhelming or taking away from it.

I am so happy Sofia left that jerk she was dating or was married to....

I wish I could stand Amanda Palmer because I love Neil Gaiman so much.

ANNNNNNNNNNND YA BURNT

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

The netflix thing is there to remind me that my son has watched ENOUGH curious George and it's time to put my pants on and take him outside.

Your mind is a dark and scary place and I love it.

Also, note that on 'cocoa', a word with 5 letters, only odd-numbered amounts of fluffy surface protrusions are appropriate.

No. You should not. Being an excellent cook is about 10% of being a successful chef. The rest is being able to thrive in a thoroughly fuck-up environment.