Came here to post this myself, but I'm glad I didn't have to.

Cute little prisoners aren't they?

I put a lot of trust into those Benefit girls. I really do.

Oh, I never knew she has eyes.

"Carrie Murphy is a poet, freelance writer, and certified birth doula."

Okay, suddenly the smug sanctimony of the article makes a lot more sense.

This. And also to think you're probably taking unnecessary medical risks by having a home birth.

Incorrect. I can DEFINITELY have an opinion on people who have dangerous home births, and who put their lives and the lives of their children at risk for extremely stupid reasons. I can think those people are fucking reckless morons and also think that we need to do something about our shitty prenatal healthcare,…

I opt for not buying them at all. Kids get crawl/climb/figure out the way in to every place in the home. What adults spend two seconds thinking about, they spend half their afternoon. "Oh I'll just put this on the highest shelf behind the dog biscuits". Yeah well, the kid has already figured out how to push the chair…

That cat looks depressed. Being one of 16? We have 3 indoors and one outdoor and although they get along, they really hate each other. Unless they are cold or hungry. It's hard enough with these 4 rando's. Cotton said "Fuck the police" got on a scooter and left.

Cotton is brave. And is likely asleep in a house with a…

*hotels across America race to update their pet policies with specifics on #of pets allowed*

I hope Cotton is found by anyone but the Johnson family. Those people are cat hoarding nutjobs.

As a hotel manager this is the stuff of nightmares. Guests with 17 cats. In your hotel. Guest with 3 kids who travels with 17 cats. In your hotel. Guest leaves you vague time consuming expensive instructions no tip for something that is clearly not a service offered. In any hotel.

A million likes. But fear mongering is popular and makes a lot of cash. The "food babe" has no expertise and sells her premium sugar water and ad space quite effectively.

Yeah, I voted at 1 in the morning, 4 days before the ballot was due. That's just so damn convenient what kind of asshole doesn't vote?

Every state should adopt Oregon's voting system. It's insane that the vast majority of the country has to head to an actual polling site in the middle of a work day and cast votes. Doing it by mail is far easier and the numbers show that its effective

So they should stop playing it after Thanksgiving. Problem: solved.

Katrina, meanwhile, is asking Abbie to kill her rather than let her give birth to Moloch.

For the record, she has apparently already tried that route and came to your same conclusion. Every few years I see something about this guy and it's always, "Madonna abandoned me! Madonna won't help me!" And it's all bullshit.

Well, just imagine how I felt when I sat down for Grey's Anatomy and was greeted with Charlie Brown. I'm confident that I was more upset than the kids who might have witnessed a few seconds of naughty touching.