I have those doorknob cover lock things EVERYWHERE. Hoping my wee lad doesn't figure THOSE out anytime soon...

Actually I'm afraid of letting my children do anything because I'm so afraid of fucking busybodies calling the cops on me for letting my kids walk three blocks to the goddamn park and play for a couple hours. I mean my children are not old enough yet for that anyway, given that 2/3 of them can't even walk yet, but I'd…

Yeah, some tiny bit of milk hangs out in the little spout, which is annoying, but at least there are no more milk disasters...good luck. :)

Have you tried the Munchkin brand? Because those are the only ones that work for my wee lad. They're pretty great.

I dunno, I watch a lot of ASMR videos and many of them have very nice, friendly comment sections...although admittedly they do get their own share of fuckery at times.

It's like that Victorian porn where they've used old-timey editing skills to remove evidence the women's nipples to hilarious effect.

In my experience, the more a person says "mah chy-uuuuld", the bigger of an asshole they turn out to be.

Great tip, thank you!

Yes, I've always had the best luck just calling one of the better-rated local places on Yelp and telling them something like, "Just do something contemporary looking with the freshest seasonal flowers you've got. My budget is $X. Thanks!" Totally get my money's worth that way.

you're a liar.

Well Strawberries Romanoff is pretty yummy and involves sour cream, but on its own that sounds fucking awful.

We had moose watch every morning on our way out to the car. If there was a moose nearby, we had to wait it out (or if it was deemed sufficiently far away we would just sprint like hell for the car). Non-moose-experienced people don't quite grasp that moose are some scary-ass motherfuckers.

Growing up right in the heart of Anchorage I saw moose moving through our backyard several times a year. Not sure if they would get so close when they had babies with them, but I s'pose it's possible.

Do your friends sue and swindle the people they're close to at the drop of a hat?

Oh lord. That sounds awful. What a strange, strange man. That set of Google searches is unbelievable. D:

I've literally never eaten KFC without having food poisoning afterwards.

Great story, but I have to know...how DID you find out about said baby? (And omg talk about a horrible way to find out your boyfriend has cheated on you...wow.)

Just wanted to clarify that I thought BCR was reputable but apparently there has been some sketchiness in later years, whoops. Their videos are way cute so that's too bad.

Basically the same genetic mutation that causes the cartilage in their ears to crinkle can cause the cartilage in other parts of their bodies (joints etc) to fuck up, too, and it can be extremely painful for the cat. And yeah, unfortunately any time you are breeding for a certain look you're gonna have these kinds of…

In the same vein, you might enjoy this one from a very reputable cat rescue: