One of the huge things that keeps CPMs from getting respect in the medical community is that 1. Why can't they go through the same rigorous training as CNMs if they want to be taken seriously? and 2. Oftentimes, when CPMs make a mistake, they rally around each other and try to pretend nothing happened, take to blaming…

When the orchestra and director are in a whole other BUILDING, playing way too quickly, and they cut out a big chunk of the song...yeah. Kinda hard to turn in an A+ performance at that point. She was playing catch up the whole time with that ridiculous tempo.

I can't breathe.

It sounded like Adelie Nazeem or something and omg I cannot stop laughing about it. Every time I stop myself, another giggle burbles up. Just. What.

Pregnancy really suits her from what I've seen.

I'm sure her kids were fucking THRILLED about that...

So I had to have one of these last night after reading this. I'm gonna be honest - not bad, but it didn't taste like cherry. Kind of banana-y. For 30 calories, would try again. 6.5/10

But a HOT POCKET THOUGH. Like at least class it up with a toaster strudel or something.

Right? I want one immediately. I'm going to send Mr. Water out to get one for me tonight.

Mr. Water and I went to go see it sans two year old as well...I can't wait to show him the DVD though! My mom bought him the soundtrack for his recent birthday because I was going to go bananas if I had to press replay on the "Let It Go" video on YouTube again...

Don't be a tease, now. Give us a link or at least something to Google!

I don't doubt it's a mutt of some sort.

Haha. "Shit, I knew I dropped them somewhere around here..."

Ooh good point. It's a pretty dog though. Poor thing. :( Probably just looking for a snack.

I'm not gonna lie, though, if I saw that skulking around a hallway I certainly would be hedging my bets. Easy to judge from a video where I'm not standing behind a half-closed door...

It does, especially since the "wolves" we see in movies are generally huskies/malamutes/shepherd dogs or a mix thereof. When you see a real wolf it's absolutely unmistakable - they have a very wild, feral look to them. Just without the context of a real wolf next to dogs like this, they look very wolfy.

Yeah that's not a wolf.

The defensiveness around fertility treatments comes from the constant barrage of "you're selfish" "that's unnatural" "just adopt", etc. As someone who had fertility treatments (not IVF, but still cost me a pretty penny both out of pocket and through expensive insurance), I 100% support mandating more insurance…

And adoption can have a lot of unusual challenges that not everyone is able to deal with. My family adopting my three younger sisters caused loads of strife - their birth mother did drugs during pregnancy, leaving holes in their brains and massive life problems as a result. Their birth mother also stalked us on…

Oh shut the fuck up.