Can I come too? I'm afraid of some rogue anti vaxxer in the local play date groups. I'm sure they're all over the place, lurking.

I'm in Portland and have a two year old and two babies on the way...and quite frankly I'm fucking terrified. Fucking "natural"-obsessed shits.

I was just thinking the very same. She sounds like an asshole.

"All you want is revenge"???!!! Hell yeah, if someone commits a crime against me, I'm going to be reporting it to the police because OF COURSE I want revenge and recourse. Fucking hell. I fail to see how that's a negative. Who doesn't want revenge when someone harms them on a criminal level?

This is so fucking obnoxious. I got and still get this five years on. My favorite was about a year after my dad died, I "liked" an FB page called "Happy Holidays" or something and some family friend commented on the action, saying, "Don't you believe your dad went to heaven, [Childhood cutesy nickname]?"

My first boyfriend was like this. Ugh. And he refused to stop watching porn and jacking off three or four times a day to even try to make his sensitivity come back. He was a gross asshole overall so no loss there. Just fucked my little 18-year-old ego up pretty well.

The Julie Andrews, Adele, and Alanis were absolutely perfect. Her Idina is a bit over the top but still works for me. Also her own voice is so very lovely.

What if I want free milk though? Or is that not an option?

I gave my husband free milk frequently and right away. Whoops. Should I go inform him that he shouldn't respect me and shouldn't have married me now or after V Day?

I feel like it taps into some deep, primate need to groom others.

Why didn't he see a doctor like...75% of that cyst ago? Oh my god. Oh god. I've watched plenty of bad popping videos but that may be the worst...

I call dibs on all the pineapple.

"Sometimes touching her very gently on or around her button (clitoris) will enable her to relax even more. I keep both hands there and busy all the time while crowning … doing whatever seems most necessary."

Great question. I spent like fifteen minutes on a Valleywag story the other day trying to figure out how the fuck to unfold the discussions/comments and just gave up. It was crazy-making.

Except that we're talking about vulnerable children living in frequently terrible conditions. That's a little bit different than having laws against people spitting on the sidewalk or something.

I'll just be over here screaming for 10000000 years over number two.

That makes sense! You're probably right.

At that point everyone's just going home really raw.

Ugh, oh, it's so very uncomfortable when someone gets all ragey about their sexual performance afterwards. Like what are you supposed to do? :( I always end up feeling weirdly guilty.

My sixth grade bff (Brittany, of course, because what else could her name be) got one of those with cash in it (like $5, $20 or $100 or asomething) for her birthday, and we all had a slumber party so that we could torture it with those candle lighters for hours. It was a big pyramid shape so it took awhile. This…