I am not even remotely sanctimonious about using cloth diapers...but seriously, my son is almost 21 months old and the closest we've come is a small amount of leakage just outside the diaper when he had some huge, wet poops. Even then it usually stayed contained and there was no poop leak at all. That alone was worth…

I really think it's this necessary thing, because if they were as relatively sweet and agreeable as 8-year-olds when they left the house it might be unbearably painful. Instead you're both fucking sick of each other and it's mutually enjoyable for them to gtfo, maybe.

It is, isn't it? My whole first pregnancy it was like "But why? You're going to miss going out drinking blah blah". And for me it was just okay, but I stay in all the time and spend time with my husband and cats, my whole life has always been family centered, we own a home and I have my degree so the holdup for me is…

Oh good, so it's not just me. :D

Yeeeah that's an excellent point. I had my first baby just after turning 26 and even THAT is looked upon as weird (not so much in my more working class neighborhood, but in the city at large, definitely). I feel weird going to kid-related functions where all the other moms are 10 years older than me. There's nothing…

I would recommend not going on Google images. I mean I have not checked personally, but having seen some blowouts live...yeah no.

That much is true.

Aren't most circumcised penises kinda in the mushroom category?

And the best man is a transgender man and the maid of honor is a happy, successful, fat atheist woman. Or something.

It's not even HARD for goodness' sake. Type a sentence or two into Google and there you have it.

Also relevant:

Yeah but ANYONE can get pregnant and married and WHO CARES about the stuff going in people's lives?!?!?!? like OMG ugh stop posting about important life events, so gauche.

I'm just going to have a chocolate cake and pipe on in homemade frosting "IT HAS A PENIS". Should do the job, right? (I'm kidding of course, but seriously, guh. Those parties. I can't.)

Lmao! I used to call my mother at the tender age of four during my big bro's babysitting sessions and inform her that he was "aggravating me."

Oh my god, gender reveal parties. My mom and I spent like half an hour on the phone last night mocking them and deriding them. So narcissistic and gross. Also YOU'RE NOT REVEALING THEI GENDER, FUCKSTICKS.

Well for some of us idiots it requires thousands of dollars and months/years of heartache, which some indicated in other comments was the case for this couple, so...

I found this video terribly corny and really not my favorite, and I get people are sick of constant pregnant people updates (I'm pregnant and I am too!), but the whole OH MY GAWD why make a big deal ugh attitude about pregnancy announcements is facepalm-inducing. Uh, because they're bringing a new human being into the…

Yeah, the positive interactions I had with him 90% of the time involved sweet treats. Let me tell you how that's working out for me! Super well as you can imagine! It's something I battle all the fucking time.

Oh gosh that stuff is hilarious. If you can't fuck with your kids in innocent, non-damaging ways, then what's even the point?

Little sis? Is that you? (Seriously, I struggle not to immediately finish whatever dessert might be in the house even now that my dad is long gone. I feel you!)