Shiiit a bunch of those are on my baby name list for the twins! Come on now, I don't like them ironically. Goddammit.

"I am Cherokee Indian." Of course you are, sweetheart.

You just don't get it. You probably don't even eat kale.

"Get this thing THE FUCK OFFA ME ugh gross."

As soon as the cord stops pulsing and kinda goes all flat, the benefits of delayed clamping cease, so yeah.

She thinks shoes ruin the electrons in your feet or something. I read it and mentally blacked it out immediately because wow.

Basically there's no proven benefits at this time, but it's not exactly popular enough right now to get any sort of real information on possible benefits. Honestly I would guess the benefits are negligible, but if the placenta is safely prepared, I doubt there's harm in it.

Thanks for the information.

Heh, that's weird, it was through drama stuff that I found out that blackface was a thing. We were doing a play where one character was typically played by a black person (but could be played just fine by a white person, seeing as how our school was lacking in black people to play said role). The young lady who had…

The fuck? People are mad that white people make POC video game characters?! Uhhh. Hrm. I don't even know what to think about that, besides being flabbergasted. I make POC characters all the time because, especially in fantasy RPG settings and such, I get sick to death of seeing all white people. My main character in…

I cringed.

Yeah. I've got to figure out how to say that without snapping "gtfo my body NOW." I know there is a way but I have all this annoyance built up about it, heh. Good point.

I totally want a lying in period...with like, constantly available milkshakes, Netflix, video games, and masseurs at my disposal.

Wide calf boots! I have some made by Naturalizer that are totally beautiful and fit like a dream! They were about $150 about 5 years ago. They need a good polishing but after that I imagine they could go another 3 years at least.

I love bad puns. Did you ever go back to that doctor or did you gtfo?

Lol.

Yeah I think it's the intimacy thing that drives me nuts. The only person who normally kisses my belly is my husband, when he's about to go down on me. So just no.

I really should. I feel guilty because I'm so prickly about touching/person space and I think it makes me seem like a jerk, so then I try not to make a fuss. But I see her several times a week and it just keeps happening. Ugh!

What about people you know groping your belly? One of my close female relatives (who I see often) kisses my belly and pats it and I want to scream and kick every time.

Damn! Beat me to it.