I'm guessing about as many as I lost for that? I'm at about negative one hundred if you lose a point for every pregnancy donut.

Lately I have the dream where I'm pregnant and very happy about it, except that i am horribly upset at having forgotten to get any prenatal care. Naturally I give birth to some deformed inhuman thing. Same feeling as those didn't study for the test dreams, only way worse.

I have a ton of kitten dreams too - usually they are stranded by water (flooding in an animal shelter, perched on little stepping stones in a creek. Trying to keep them all corralled, happy, and alive is so stressful! I haven't heard of someone else who has them regularly. Cool.

That's so precious. Of course it makes you less of a mom/woman if you use drugs/medical interventions, because you are simply the sum of your reproductive organs. Orgasmic lotus water births ONLY if you want full points. (Btw if you can't breastfeed don't even bother having children, you sick fuck.)

It used to be a very subtle reddish color because of some chemical reaction between the buttermilk and cocoa. So at one time it was actually a real thing. Now it's usually just red dye.

Ha! I do. I love Oglaf. And I thought of that as well.

I was just about to say this! Length is not terribly important as long as it's around averageish. All about the girth.

Hahah. This was my son, completely. He screamed like a banshee EVERY. DAMN. TIME. He only stopped that when he started rolling over.

That is the most bizarre physical attractiveness hang-up I have ever heard of in my life. Jesus.

I think it's less the not-holding thing than the "everyone will put the fear of god into you if you let your baby EVER sleep in a non-back position" thing.

This lady speaks the truth on all counts. I'd also recommend carrying them in a sling/wrap sometimes when they're little - great for getting chores done. Not everyone likes them, but I found it really handy for doing other stuff while the baby slept to give him upright time.

Thanks! Gives me something to ruminate on. I have fine hair and had the same experience as well, so that's another win in the "natural" column.

Do you feel better/more confident now? I'm 27 and have A LOT of gray (got my first grey in 8th grade, oof). I'm talking probably 60% or more. I'm in the process of growing it out right now. Mostly I feel fantastic about it/saving money/not worrying about roots all the damn time, but once in awhile it takes all my…

Yes! This! Or better yet, if you're familiar enough with the person, take your towels/washcloths/sheets and start a load. I certainly don't expect people to do it at my house, but I enjoy doing it for other people. Sometimes on my last day I end up being there for a few hours after waking and can get the linens dried…

I'm always baffled by those people. yeah.

They seem to be super on top of deleting breastfeeding photos for absolutely no fucking reason, so. Maybe they can divert some attention on to stuff that's actually offensive.

Placing an ad can be in an adventures in LOLs for sure. I got 200 responses once (not bragging at all, because that is just how CL works, there's certainly nothing special about me), and I swear at least half of them were married or definitely gave off a certain "I have a significant other at home" vibe. Then there…

They're beautiful little shitheads. I have a pair that come to my feeder about once a day, and they make a big show of freaking out all the chickadees and nuthatches before they settle in for a meal wherein they eat all the nuts and sunflower seeds and make a big fucking mess. They have like one of the ugliest calls…

Actually I find the whole thing about "penises are disgusting/uncut penises are REALLY disgusting" to be 100% awful and rude.

He needs to grow the fuck up. Seriously.