I have this dream several times a year. It's horrible!

Spiders are my friends. House centipedes can GO TO HELL AHHH GET IT AWAY ASL;DKFJALSKDJF

Hey look, an advice column that's actually well-written and fun to read.

You've inspired me! I started going grey when I was 14 and I just decided thanks to all these comments/this article to just let it go. I think I'm at least 75% grey if my roots are anything to judge by.

AHHH thank you. This is one of the best things I've ever seen. Everything about it is perfect.

I screamed at the headline. PULLING OUT IUDS what why how why no no no no.

Yes'm. Check out http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001855/

Bullshit on the only prescribing HBC. There is spironolactone, metformin, diet changes, etc that can help a lot. Obviously I'm not a doctor, but I would recommend going on a low-carb diet and seeing if that helps. I'm not talking extremely low carbs, maybe eating 75 carbs a day, which I've found to be a huge help. I…

It's under-diagnosed.

You need a new doctor. I have no cysts on my ovaries but all the other markers for PCOS. I have been diagnosed and am on Metformin (a diabetes drug that can also help with PCOS) and it has made a huge difference for me (less acne, body hair, the dark ring around my neck is almost gone). She's also made a diet and…

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of circumcision, personally. I didn't get my son circumcised because I felt it unnecessary and just...no.

:( That's depressing. Still, mean aren't asked to lop off various bits of penis to be more aesthetically pleasing...or I suppose the more accurate equivalent would be...scrotum smoothing? I dunno. I would feel sad for anyone getting their genitalia scoffed at/laughed at like that though.

Go for it! I would definitely lean towards kitten or a for-sure dog-friendly cat, just so the living with a dog thing is not a problem. Cats and dogs can definitely be bffs. Not to be all tmi and gross, but when I was a kid, our cat had kittens, and our Scottish terrier (who adored her) very carefully licked the…

That is terrible. :(

Nothing at all. Maybe you are more particular than most people, or less sexual than most people?

Eh, it depends. I would say for most people that's probably true, but I got married at 21 and don't regret it for a moment. The only thing I would change is having more people I could relate to in my age range, but that's not all that big of a thing, because I love having friends with different life…

Six nights is a lot in a very small dorm room with a four-year-old, especially when you didn't even remotely sign up for it.

Haha.

Wow. This sounds very familiar. At 27, I'm just now starting to get a handle on it. When we got sweets, it was nearly always my father sneaking them to us during a trip to the grocery store or something. My relationship with my father was otherwise very negative, so going by Dairy Queen for a milkshake gives me an…

I think you're behind the times. Old, "ugly" names are in. Hortense isn't quite there yet, but I wouldn't be surprised to see it have its heyday in a few years...