I have the serious blahs today. I wanted to go see The Hunger Games but the baby wouldn't stop crying long enough for me to get him in his sling and walk three blocks to the movie theater. He usually naps in it but that's not happening today. Six weeks old is a hard time, I guess. He was such a mellow baby until the…

Yay for penetration!

Yes, but your whole life is there, like aarahkahak mentioned. They have all these "perks" so that you never leave and interact with the outside world more than necessary.

I agree wholeheartedly. Mr. Water just interviewed for a job down in Silicon Valley and while there were tons of clubs and perks and company vacations and omg awesome cafeteria and in house gym and laundry service and blah blah blah that most people would think was amazing, I just saw it as a way to keep employees in…

Oral is just boring for me. It's like someone's running a clump of damp toilet paper against my bits. There's not enough force/pressure. But then, I'm all about penetration, so anything to do with the clit doesn't excite me.

There's always that moment when I begin cackling, and promptly scroll up to see MoGlo's name on the byline. Another job well done, madame.

Yeah, hopefully there's strength in numbers, because it's annoying as shit.

As an infertile, I have to say I really REALLY love the way Elizabeth Banks talks about her fertility issues and how she is so open about them.

I've been using a Twitter login since I made this commenting account, and I get logged out ALL THE TIME from page to page or even while reading a commenting thread on the same fucking page. It's infuriating.

I concur. My mother cleaned houses when I was a kid, and eventually as a teenager she'd let me take on some of the jobs myself and pay me for it. Cleaning takes a really keen, well-trained eye, a knack for doing a good job quickly, a pretty vast quantity of knowledge on which product does what best, etc. It really…

Yes. By the time I hit third trimester, there was barely room for a snack-sized portion of food, and anything more would make me sick, so at that point plenty of women lose weight

Totally. I think his cheating is not just about variety and quantity of sexual encounters, but also that it helps him keep emotional distance and reaffirms that he's a shitty person, which deep down I think he at least partially believes. I don't think he'd know what to do with the spouse-endorsed fooling around.

That was my thought as well. It was a perfect attention to detail. The dress was snug enough that her belly still had that little bit of postpartum roundness to it, her breasts looked larger, even her hips looked fuller. Clearly the costume designed tailored it to imply those bodily changes. I loved it.

I'm confused. Who has implied that Joan has PPD? "Postpartum" is simply a medical term that means "after giving birth". "Postpartum Joan" just means "A Joan who has recently given birth."

Wow, talk about pieces of shit. I know that middle school kids are "just kids" and "their brains are still developing" and blah blah fucking blah, but seriously, I never did a single thing like that to anyone in my whole life - I would never DREAM of being so unempathic and cruel, ever. So sorry, but in my book, being…

Yep, that was my experience as well. It was my boy crush in middle school who dubbed me "sumo" and a boy in my math class who expressed disgust over me wearing a tank top, among many many MANY insults hurled my way - nevermind that I really wasn't overweight in middle school anyway, just solid and thick like every…

I love a lot of Neal Stephenson's stuff, particularly Snow Crash and Diamond Age. Snow Crash is a pretty fun and easy read, especially - almost like a movie on paper, in a really good way. The Diamond Age is a bit loftier and more philosophical.

Yes, thank you. I am as geeky as they come, but I cannot read Tolkien. But then, I'm like you - I'm all about the character development. It's the same reason I can't stand a lot of the early sci-fi authors, either. It's a lot of scenery and not much in the way of character development.

Agreed. The wording was clumsy/misleading.

Tom Hanks, why? :(