This is a timely article, especially since the new Kinja is coming, there will an onslaught of complaints about how the old system was so much better, and that someone finally got used to something, and the change is a personal, direct attack on me, specifically, personally, and that everything wrong in the world is…

YESSSSSSSSSS

*drops weenie*

Also, that dude's probably fired.

DayZ, the "Hobbes' Leviathan" simulator.

Probably because no one goes to the Window's Store lol!

Godot Scout is awesome

Maya Fey's thought process:

Great article as always Patricia. Two girlfriends are more than the number I have had in my life.

If it had a JRPG-style item description, would it be 'Touch fuzzy, get dizzy'?

I snuck to the computer room during recess. Don't tell Mr. Totilo.

Best game consol is BMO. Fact.

can we hire you to read Roald Dahl books to us while we curl up on the floor purring?

Not nearly enough. Hear that, Sony? SEND MORE MONEY.

It's also saying that games can't be meaningful and that they don't deserve the protections we give to other forms of expression.

Lets start with something basic; it's DinoPark Tycoon. Lets just get that fact straight.

charge double

That's why I kept getting the DLC. The story is hilarious.