Suddenly Mrs. Clinton develops an appreciation for the 1st and 4th Amendments.

It must be a relief for you that some story was reported in a bizarrely inaccurate fashion, and for once you’re not the culprit.

No, dipshit.

Maybe they didn’t. I actually saw speculation that she and her husband had been offered the job together. But most speculation in journalism is based on the author’s wishes, rather than fact, so you’re probably right.

You’re an imbecile.

I think you may want to take a deep breath and stop getting upset because somebody corrects you. I was even polite while doing so.

Allegedly, yeah. I don’t know if it’s true, but that’s the scuttlebutt.

It had nothing to do with grammar.

Because who the fuck knows if I even get TBS

They allegedly offered her the job, so...

gratefulness

Fucking patriarchy.

What possible difference should it make?

It’s time we had a serious talk about race and The Oscars.

You’re a moron.

You’re an idiot.

Are you high?

What was the dollar value of the check she wrote?

Yep. Government failure all the way around.

Neat.