What an ass-hat of an attorney.

God, that poor young woman. I just can't. But David Cook, the columnist, is my new favorite person.

Honestly, I think she's got a whole second career ahead of her as an activist. She's probably bored by movies at this point.

They talk a great deal of sense, I love that they are not taking any shit from people but dear god the cynic in me is just like 'yeah ok honey, come talk to me in 5 years when you've lived a little'.

This is a blog; we editorialize here. It's fine if you disagree and you are welcome to stage a counter-argument, but you've mistaken us for a newspaper, which we are not.

I hope it's paid for by right-wing tears.

Nice phallic symbol.

IT WAS ME, THAT PICTURE GIVES ME VERTIGO AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.

I cannot even begin to tell you how much of a tragedy this was for me. If they would just make a fucking bag of pink Starburst, you know that would sell better than any other Starburst product ever. Stop giving me juice-filled Starburst - we already have Gushers. I want pink. (That sounds naughty.)

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

Picking on the appearance of others...what is this, Gawker?

Salute.

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We were in a car at the beach early in the morning and he asked if he could go down on me. I was being all coy and put my hands over my sex parts area but nodded yes. He leaned down, looked up at me and kissed my hands.

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The day my significant other found my g-spot (after looking for approximately 15 seconds) and then proceeded to make me cum 6 times in a row in the span of about 15 minutes total before I couldn't take it anymore.

Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.