I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Oh I just always think of this lyric when Joe Budden tweets: "I can tell you're lying, because when you're replying. Stutter, stutters, stutter, stutters." The fact that they're both named Joe makes it better.

Everyone looks better when they're standing next to mahhhble columns.

The "Have a Wonderful day!" part really adds a nice touch to the casual misogyny.

Especially after ten seconds. Who has such small lungs?

I guess Emma Watson passed her OWLs. Congrats girl!

Solange's music sales saw a pretty solid spike after that whole elevator thing. As in they jumped from 600 track sales/week to 2,000.

A thousand points to Gryffindor!

I feel it would be highly insensitive and inflammatory to leave your first paragraph the way it is. No one from wizardchan, save a few bad apples, sympathizes with Rodger's mass murder. I'm sure there have been just as many bad apples in the jezebel community that have advocated castrating/shooting large groups of…

Lindy, you forgot to include Rihanna's brilliant response:

You missed this gem of the story:

Also, this:

I love dragging out the Duck Dynasty before photos:

Gwyneth Paltrow can learn a thing or two from Angelina Jolie.

Wow.

This scene in Horrible Bosses? *pushes chips to center*

They're both icky.