Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

My favorite Beyoncé impression:

Maybe she realized the tatt was tacky? Wait. No. C'MON JEZ! Don't you have a spare 10K laying around so we can get to the bottom of this??

Lindy i really happy for you and Imma let you finish but, what it means is that Bey Z has the greatest PR machine of ALL TIME!

I can barely make sense out of this bullshit anymore.

I wish Hillary's mother would have more strongly approved of abortion.

Turn of phrase. There is no "turn a phrase."

I can respect that you don't care much for the Clintons or their politics, but I don't for a minute believe that anything that goes on in the White House is anything close to House of Cards. Real life is far too boring. Also, I'm not sure how I feel about you using the word "cunt" in that way. You don't have to like…

DUDE. Did you just #Benghazi me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you straight up kidding me right now? Are you just having a good troll or what?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Other Expenses, from Magic's 990, included:

We're getting an Asian American TV sitcom next fall! ABC has picked up Fresh Off the Boat, based on Eddie Huang's excellent memoir about being part of a Chinese immigrant family trying to make it in 1990s Orlando. More details at Angry Asian Man, who mentions that this is the first sitcom in 20 years to star an Asian…

The weird part is that will.i.am wasn't even flying anywhere that day. He just likes to hang out at airport lounges.

Uh...what? These terrorists are much more like Christians than Muslims?

You know what? They're Muslim. Fucking deal with that.

Um, I'm grown and I was thinking I would rather fucking die than see my mom's lady bits with wee little me popping out.

All I ever want is brunch. We go to the same restaurant every year, I always get French toast and a mimosa. We went this year, and apparently they no longer serve brunch. :| It wasn't a total bust, though. My potato soup was good, my daughter made me a card that made me cry (her life wouldn't be the same without me!),…

I was ready with a "just stop" post about Cheri Oteri, but then I thought back on it, and Baba Wawa was Oteri at her least intolerable.

I watched this a few days ago, and not only did I straight up sob incoherently when I saw it (to the point that my boyfriend thought something was seriously wrong with me), I have teared up every single time I've thought about it since.