Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

Any prosecutor who would prosecute a recovering addict for discussing past use needs to be ran out of town with pitch forks.

Anyone here stopped wearing a bra? I've been professionally fitted & all that, but back & shoulder pain continue to be an issue.

I still find the fact that Kevin Spacey tweets and especially that he takes selfies really weird, because I always pictured him as the type of person too busy reading The Economist or re-reading Shakespeare's poetry while drinking 50-year-old Scotch to participate in anything remotely pop-cultury. It's like finding…

"Kuehn responded in kind, sending her pictures of his penis."

Eh, while I like the idea of being more efficient and all, my job is boring as suck and I don't want to be more awake for it. I spend as much time with my eyes closed as I can get away with.

I have never known a regular Adderall user who was anywhere near as productive as they believe that they are. Making long lists of things to do? Talking rapidly about doing stuff? Filling out a calendar full of things to do? Yes. Actually getting stuff done? Not really, and rarely competently.

Linda Ronstadt positively oozed sexuality early in her career. When she appeared on the Johnny Cash show in 1969, she wore a very mini skirt and no knickers. June Carter Cash got upset and Linda explained "I sing better bare-butted."

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"This is showing what it looks like when women sellsex... so much of it feels staged for men, not for our own pleasure."

I'm a woman and I can't stand to be in there. An associate approaches you every 10 seconds. And while I appreciate their commitment to their job, I don't really want help picking out the free pair of panties I get from them once a year with a coupon. Their bras don't fit, their associates need to stop trying to…

Somebody should tell Tracie Egan Morrissey.

Actually, the guy on the right is sporting a pair of jorts.

The use of sexual imagery is inimical to women's vested interest in sex being portrayed as infrequent, special, and rare.

TRASHY AND BORING.

Why does Perez Hilton always look so greasy? I've never seen a photo of him where I didn't think "I bet you can smell the ball sweat a mile away from that one"

Kate Moss disappoints. She is edging into frump territory with that awful coat (I can smell the mothballs several time zones away) and the undone hair with roots showing. Compare her grooming to the impeccably put-together face, hair, and outfit of Rosie. Somebody took the time to get ready; somebody got up just in…

Did they give complimentary bong rips at the start of the red carpet? Wtf with so many stoner faces.

Diane also goes around the country throwing temper tantrums when men try and open the door for her. She has abortions at eight months and three weeks. And she files false rape complaints by the score.