Jesus take the wheel on this trainwreck.

Eh, your screen name pretty much says it all, troll.

Who are all these people that are legitimately angry about a spoiler for Family Guy?

She looks like the Madame Tussaud's version of Taylor Swift.

Aw, sad (that they didn't kill off everyone).

We mock the clothes but not the bodies.

I'm giddy! These adults who valued football over a young girl are the worst people in the world. I hope the are ruined. Ruined!

As an atheist, I'm a little out of my element, but I think I may be having a religious moment here.

It seems science and nature are conspiring to fat shame women.

God I HATE pictures like this... as if it soo unnatural and bewildering for a man to do his own fucking laundry.

it's great, you should try it. great bonding opportunities. best gossip.

I spent every Sunday last season watching football with my friend's boyfriend, which included brunch and sometimes a late lunch/early dinner. The vast majority of the time it was just the two of us. No one thought anything of it, because it's the furthest thing from "not an awesome idea" imaginable to share a meal…

Also, the drunk friend who refuses to leave the bar when its 3AM and you want to go home and sleep. Bonus points if they insist they will be able to drive home. Double bonus points if they brag about how great they are at driving drunk.

You can say moist all you want, pretty eyes.

Fine. Ok. You're pretty.

You are. The only person. The single one ever. The lone JLaw hater.

First comment on that Ke$ha article:

alright, I understand hating Adam Levine, but the "he pees sitting down" thing is sexist.

No one talked about Miley Cyrus for like 2 hours, so the brows just HAD to go.