NOPE

i want to read this article but my IUD has been killing me for like, two weeks, so i'm afraiaaaiaiaiaaididididddd

oh my god that garbage man

he and marky mark can gtfo

argh, mark - you're my favorite writer on jez and now i'm all pissed off at you. because of strict parents/lack of patience/an amazing ability to fall asleep at the first sign of a glowing television, i've only seen ~10 movies. last week i magically just developed the patience to sit down and watch and my SO has had a…

ludacris seems to be the most charming mother fucker in the world

holy shit eve looks amazing

i have no idea who the majority of these people are.

i had to write a story about her album leak this morning and i swear, she's reaaaaally upping the sex-time-face this season

dear god it's too early for this much cute

daniel "ugly bond" craig just made me laugh so hard i farted. thanks, jez.

i went to college with wesley and homeboy is killing it right now

the. best. movie. of. all. time.

it is incredibly rude to subject a group of people (who cannot leave) to your singing voice, no matter how good others tell you it may be.

whoa, had TOTALLY forgotten about Manti Te'o until now. that story was fucking wacky.

dude, rosie is a pretty talented artist!

why... is... my... heart... so... full

YEP

she needs to rent a new dress

as much as i want to follow this story, i cannot, as an adult, read about grown ass people named Sugar Bear and Chubbs.