i. hate. jenny. mccarthy.

do you have any other good procrastination sites? this is mine too and i'm baaaasically over it

this motherfucker looks exactly like paul rudd. jesus.

she is the best.

whatever, i like her. she's def not a bad writer.

"stresses out" = "is racist about it"

preach!

Just had one in NYC. ~$1,300. I'm being forced to pay because I didn't press charges.

can we talk about everwood for a second? was anyone else totally obsessed with that show?

you are totally not alone in this, i promise.

gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme

you were the reason i became a jezzie. love you, tracie! be well. can't wait to see what you're able to do for Vice.

whoa, stoney baloney over here!

WOW WOW WOW WOW

"like a very erotic witch in the process of leaning in" is the best

Kev at his finest - atop a flagpole with beer in hand.

this story is a story of weed, yes, but mostly one that highlights the quality traits of the dumbest person to have ever been inside of my vagina.

jack white knows how to write a fucking apology letter. i highly recommend reading it in full

this made me so sick. sigh.

i think i just fell in love.