"Visions of PowerPoint presentations with slides color-coded by gender!" ...snorted. great writing.

Jack White's admiration for Meg as a musician—"Nothing I do will top that"— made me feel all warm. Fuck all the haters, she's an incredibly important drummer.

Oh, there is no contest, she is one of the dimmest people I've come across in my time on earth.

I went to high school with a girl who is now an NFL cheerleader for the Panthers. Her status yesterday, just because I think it's weird that I know an NFL cheerleader and it's likely the only time that this connection will be relevant to my life...

THERE ARE A LOT OF TEARS ON MY FACE

+1

emma stone, you are a goddess. also, brie larson. THESE YOUNG WOMEN, I SWEAR.

what's with the mae whitman shittiness? she rules, and looks fabulous in that dress.

i was not ready for that bucket hat. at all. i snorted so hard.

can't WAIT for this. he makes me melt in the dorkiest way possible

i think this was "leaked" in response to the rumors about her having paps photoshop candids

really loved this.

cowl sounds fun. thanks for the site recommendation!

all about the pinwheels

oh god this just got me in the mood to knit, but it's been two-three years and i'm rusty. easy, cute starter project that isn't a scarf?

"my parents own this house!" made me giggle so hard

oh dear GOD i'll never recover from this

i think my new favorite thing about jezebel is how many members of this community are nearly 100% through with this bullshit.

i. love. this. show.

adderall >