200th face lift

It still pisses me off that everyone, even on the left, went nuts pearl clutching over Michelle Wolf. Meanwhile this administration, fronted by sanders, slings bullshit all day everyday. She doesn’t need defending.

I like “maybe another time”. Sometimes I mean it—sure we can get candy and toys for birthdays. Sometimes it means “never”, but my kids don’t need to know that. I like to think it teaches delayed gratification.

Fuckin boomers, man. My father in law (who is conservative and bootstrappy about the poor) absolutely wouldn’t believe me that the majority of Americans earn around $50,000/year. He kept repeating the (Fox News sourced, no doubt) that the average American income is in the triple figures. Well sure it is when you…

Crazy eyes and early 2000's brows

These make me laugh and scares me too, because I’ve dared to let my kids ride scooters in parks. The horror! I am much more worried about cop calling busybodies than anything else in a park.

So much easier to just fuck shit up than actually build something worthwhile. Anyone can swing a wrecking ball.

Ghandi disagrees

There are some nasty popsicles out there I grant you, but I once ate 5 lime cheapo rocket popsicles in a row and that was a good afternoon.

Truth. Otter pops leave you looking like the joker.

Banana???? Obviously the best flavor is lime.

Yes!! Summer is not the time for milk based treats.

Yup. I will now be aroused for a week.

I thought that was zinke? Man I confuse my environmental bloodsuckers.

Not that I’ve heard or the first page of Google confirms? It’s possible though. Unfortunately being gay doesn’t stop some men from hating women.

Whiteness outweighs fatness and ladiness in predicting trump support, it seems

No jonathan franzen?? Maybe he doesn’t qualify as “great”.

I think it must be a remnant of his Hollywood days, where phony schmooziness is the order of the day for most. Of course he was notoriously bad at it then, when it was semi appropriate. Now as world leader? Cringe.

I doubt it. Most nazis were never sorry.

“What a great idea!” —ICE