I think you can coast on raw, surging anger as a conservative woman whose looks have faded, at least for a while. Consider judge Jeanine.

That was my first thought. Where’s a girl supposed to keep her tampons?

Especially if they win at sports that white guys like to watch

I, like you, am too poor to afford ethical fashion. I try to make up for it by rarely shopping at all. But if fast fashion were eliminated and people like us (and probably most Americans) could genuinely only afford a few new shirts/year, maybe our real poverty would become more obvious to ourselves and others. Rather…

You mean there weren’t rusty nails sticking out of it, and it didn’t sway dangerously with every passing breeze? Because Ben Carson told me anything under $30,000 does that.

Seriously!! Take styrofoam cup, piss in it. There’s your American coffee. Smart Americans pay extra dollars here in the states for non American coffee styles—Vietnamese, Mexican, Turkish. Anything is better.

It’s basically if Martin Shkreli were in charge of your housing

The rules are different for rich people

I get a lot of comfort from remembering that mueller is much smarter than trump and will have prepared for all contingencies.

Stormy Daniels, on the White House lawn, with her bare hands.

Right? I’ve never had it before! Normally I just eat my jam on toast but this might deserve something tasty like getting poured over cream cheese and eaten with crackers.

I adore your marmalade. I love fancy marmalades!! Tonight I made corned beef and cabbage and I ain’t sorry. Also I bought some kiwi jam at a farmers market this morning and I’m really looking forward to trying it!

“Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine”. I haven’t finished it yet so can’t vouch for the ending but so far it’s delightful!

Considering consent wasn’t really a concept til oh, the 90s, I’m inclined to agree with you.

I JUST READ THIS BOOK TO MY KIDS AND WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN EXACTLY THIS TO MY HUSBAND!!! That cat is baaad news. I also much preferred Bagheera to Baloo in the jungle book.

Yes. We see this with melania and ivanka. People will go to absurd extremes trying to vindicate white women, at least if they’re thin and conventionally attractive.

Thanks for doing this. It never fails: if something bad happens to a mom on a plane, she must be the stupidest bitch ever and had it coming. Internet attack!

Basic republicanism

Eh it’s a nice thought but the supply of replacement shit is infinite

I know there’s lots of psychological explanations as to why white women so often support racist/patriarchal systems but...I still can’t get over how stupid and self defeating it is.